post malone ergo propter malone

also you don't need everybody to hate each other to have a big problem. once you're into double digit hater percentages it kind of proceeds from there

and *also* he got it in a group! with other people! which increases the surface area for someone to say "hey bruh did you know" or possibly "heil bruh"

oh nicely done

TITPAC never misses

absolutely

the other thing here is that one reason you might know a guy who tends bar at a dive bar that's pretty far from your office is that you have, also, a different business relationship with him

oh it's definitely a Hill bar

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nobody else is ever going to attain this combination of visionary genius and stepping on your own dick in a single reply tweet

i would be a little surprised but not shocked if that's how the Pod Save boys knew him, Tune Inn is a haul from the WH

(I am a little skeptical that *all* recovered value will flow back and also people are interpreting this as Costco checks which it definitely won't be, but still)

that's my president

actually, yeah

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A neotenous primate says what?

I think it's *better* if you beat your kids because you wrongly believe in spare-the-rod than if you're just a sadistic psychopath but both situations are still very bad, and so on

I keep saying I'm very happy to have Kristol onside but under no circumstances does he get to drive (for one unrelated example)

I have absolutely no problem judging people for being dangerously wrong even if I have some sympathy for what I think are their motives

many such cases

wanting the best for your children is good but fundamentally getting the mechanism backwards is very bad

sorta thought the whole point of pressuring Venezuela and Nigeria is that doing so elevates oil prices a bit but not enough to get the Permian going, thus making Russia and KSA happy.

sorta thought Bessent of all people understood that

oh hah I thought it was 2/2. yeah you have to end step it but that's fine

yes

It has 3 power but sure

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it's just a land but they have to tap it to cast Griffin, at which point there's necessarily a window for you to resolve Tidebinder even if they float an extra five mana

this is a recurring issue for Griffin/FoW, it draws a lot

but then it's your turn and the Silo is tapped and you cast it then

you don't need to cast Lotus either until the turn they cast Griffin

I think this is wrong and whenever Griffin gets cast Tide gets cast after and then they trade for DD

just curious but anybody happen to know where that half-ton of enriched uranium Iran had wound up

yeah, it's absolutely going to keep getting some things wrong forever, goal is to be helpful rather than perfect