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Judah Kelber

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Former IT guy who likes to cook and garden. USMC (Reserves) veteran. Almost-native Oregonian (moved here when I was 1 month old, that ought to count for something). Whee?

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fundamentally that’s all there is to it, they can dress it up in “gnosticism” or whatever but it mostly boils down to “I want to be a racist asshole”

12.03.2026 16:50 👍 571 🔁 29 💬 14 📌 0

I like how Miami is pretty clearly not a good team but is also 31-0. There is really no one like them ever

12.03.2026 17:01 👍 68 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 1

The more you look at this map, the better it gets.

12.03.2026 16:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's perfection. We all might as well quit our jobs right now.

12.03.2026 15:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@di-atribe.bsky.social I think, as a map-enjoyer, you should see this.

12.03.2026 15:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I haven't brushed my hair since June of 1998.

12.03.2026 15:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You mean WOKE HAIR PRODUCTS?

12.03.2026 15:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"bro-se" gave me a hearty laugh this morning.

12.03.2026 14:43 👍 39 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Teleportation via Jewish space laser.

12.03.2026 02:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yall ever see a 2 year old eat a croque madame. that's one of the grossest things i've ever seen

12.03.2026 01:38 👍 54 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

It's not a Lectur, it's a Podidumb

11.03.2026 03:57 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm willing to bet there were others who weren't as vocal about it.

11.03.2026 03:55 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think my favorite was when he told us there was 1 Jew in Afghanistan. We had 3 in our unit so we really pumped the numbers up for a few months.

11.03.2026 03:28 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Before my USMC Reserve unit deployed to Afghanistan, we had a multi-day culture crash-course. From someone who had fled from Afghanistan decades prior and had the most questionable facts imaginable.

11.03.2026 03:26 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I've spent more time on an NFL field than an NBA court. During a live NFL game even.

11.03.2026 03:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Min like meniscus (it works out loud, shut up)?

11.03.2026 03:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is a medical reason, per Mike Garafolo. Trades are contingent upon a physical.

11.03.2026 00:11 👍 186 🔁 27 💬 8 📌 10

I wasn't a math major, but it doesn't look ideal.

10.03.2026 22:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Teen age mutant ninja turtles.

10.03.2026 21:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've been told rose hips don't lie.

10.03.2026 19:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(and yes, I know there are independents and other unaffiliated folks)

10.03.2026 18:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think the difference is that Republicans tend to say they love their own party no matter what, and Democrats tend to be critical of their own party. So you get both sides saying democrats are bad and only one side saying republicans are bad.

10.03.2026 18:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Carlos Martinez on Instagram: "What a tough way to lose the LA marathon. The only video out is the finish but this happened right before at mile 26. My mom caught this absolute CHAOS. The leader foll... 15K likes, 1,106 comments - runcarlosrun_ on March 8, 2026: "What a tough way to lose the LA marathon. The only video out is the finish but this happened right before at mile 26. My mom caught this ab...

Yes AND the guy who lost by .18 seconds followed the pace car/motorcycle off the course for a second or two just before that. www.instagram.com/reels/DVo_v2...

10.03.2026 15:54 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Former military lawyers say use of JAG lawyers in Minnesota violates the Posse Comitatus Act Although recent litigation has focused on troop deployments to American cities, a new challenge in Minnesota looks at DOJ's use of JAG lawyers in non-military cases.

BREAKING: Former military lawyers say use of JAG lawyers in Minnesota violates the Posse Comitatus Act.

Although recent litigation has focused on troop deployments to American cities, a new challenge in Minnesota looks at DOJ's use of JAG lawyers in non-military cases.

New, at Law Dork:

10.03.2026 14:58 👍 1226 🔁 470 💬 14 📌 26
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Carlos Martinez on Instagram: "What a tough way to lose the LA marathon. The only video out is the finish but this happened right before at mile 26. My mom caught this absolute CHAOS. The leader foll... 7,749 likes, 490 comments - runcarlosrun_ on March 8, 2026: "What a tough way to lose the LA marathon. The only video out is the finish but this happened right before at mile 26. My mom caught this ab...

Follow-up: HOLY COW. www.instagram.com/reels/DVo_v2...

09.03.2026 14:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy cow. Won by 0.18 seconds.

09.03.2026 03:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Best-case scenario, he'll ask if there are bones in it every time you serve curry for the next 5 years. But it sounds like you're inching towards worst-case, which is that he'll ask if there are bones in it every time you serve ANYTHING for the next 2 weeks.

09.03.2026 02:51 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The naming of Ayatollah Khamemei today ensures that the majority of GOP senators will continue to think the exact same guy has been running Iran since 1979

08.03.2026 22:21 👍 1615 🔁 205 💬 47 📌 6

Dang, nice job. Now go eat something.

08.03.2026 22:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Something that makes your heart happy to be in Florida.

08.03.2026 20:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1