*Taps sign frantically*
"What he said during the campaign is meaningless. He said whatever was going to get elected, but was always gonna do whatever he wanted instead when he won"
time.com/7382697/trum...
But does Noem get to keep all of her costumes?
sorry I'm late. I was waiting for the "so hold on" part of Everybody Hurts so i could have my own personal music video awakening moment. It will happen again.
Dayum, that didn't take long
Can't wait for this to suddenly become Biden's war that Trump was opposed to
Whoever designed the lighting for this parking lot is my spirit animal
It's completely secure. Secure like nobody has ever seen before. Many are saying it is the most secure SCIF in history. More than any other SCIF, especially Biden's. Big strong men came up to me with tears in their eyes saying "Sir, we've never had such a secure SCIF"
No surprise that they literally have Twitter on the screen behind them
SCHUMER to TRUMP: "Mom says you have to include us the next time you start a war"
I'm just happy my Ayatollah Assahola tshirt is relevant again
I know my friends just hate to see me coming
Win friends AND influence people? In this economy?
(TM because I am the first person to ever make this joke so I own it)
I need everyone to understand the volume of fake and damaging AI content that is going to circulate during the midterms is going to be insane. This was not a fluke. It was a preview.
Meme showing Men's Hockey celebrating as though they were the only winners of the Olympic gold despite being one of 11 recipients (Shout out Jordan Stolz for winning 2)
This came to me in a dream
Bingo card for Trump's SOTU
Got my bingo card ready for tonight
Diane, 11:30am, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.
Happy Twin Peaks Day to all who celebrate
Imagine being so devoid of joy and whimsy that you call on the mayor of NYC to publicly denounce an impromptu snowball fight in a city park.
Coke Zero tastes like failure
explaining to my accountant that I thought the opposition party was due
Keep it up, everyone, it's working!
You think anyone ever called Mussolini "Moose" as like a nickname? Like Benito "The Moose" Mussolini? Feels like a missed opportunity if not
If you see this, quote post with your sexiest selfie
If you see this, post a character that starts with Z
What if that little monkey in the Japanese zoo is really an asshole. We don't know.
I respect the long game so f*cking hard
Bronze Medal Guy meme by 3palec modified to show the dog from the Winter Olympics celebrating by getting his well-deserved medal, giving the middle finger to everyone because he is the best boy.
THE WINNER
That kid from Kindergarten Cop who introduces himself by telling people "boys have a penis and girls have a vagina"
