Brian Wilson: I’m going to need 9 years and this list of musical instruments only made in the mountains of Nepal to create my masterpiece, it’s called Goofy Goo Bananas
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Brian Wilson: I’m going to need 9 years and this list of musical instruments only made in the mountains of Nepal to create my masterpiece, it’s called Goofy Goo Bananas
A pair of delightful frog puppets.
The latest additions to our cast of characters were lovingly crafted by our puppet builder, Basil Waite of FopDoodles based on designs by Jon Gransden. These cuddly amphibians were knitted into existence by the Frog Witch and cast out into the world to make little lives for themselves.
Introducing our new puppets: the frogs! The latest additions to our cast of characters were lovingly crafted by our puppet builder, Basil Waite of FopDoodles based on designs by @gingeranimator.bsky.social.
Just passed a weed store named FlynnStoned and I don’t know what to do with my anger
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: “3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.
the singer jay kay being weird in his big mental moving house
we don't talk enough about how this paranoid freak released virtual insanity in 1996. years before the average person in the uk had even sent a text message, he was dancing like a maniac in his big moving gaff, enraged to the point of song by faxes, teletext and encarta 95.
Selling off most of my Doctor Who figure collection on eBay coz I've stopped bothering with the COptions line...and hoped that folks wanting to fill gaps in their collection would leap at the chance.
So far, the bids are mostly from re-sellers.
Wanna change that?
www.ebay.co.uk/usr/official...
your wurlitzer bro. it's playing a song that has yet to be written about a time that will never come bro. its sad haunting beauty is making mockery of the trivial dramas and petty jealousies with which we fill our meaningless days. it's freaking me the fuck out bro.
there should be a high fantasy author who hates writing about food. "and then king aelfrid joined the dwarven feast and quickly wolfed down some ham and a corn or whatever. back to magic"
"1 dorito would kill a Victorian orphan"
Wrong. The average Victorian orphan is paying threepence to watch Professor Butt shoot an orange off his elderly father's head at 4:00 on a Monday. The average citizen of the 21st century simply isn't built for that level of excitement.
Victorian poster advertising: PROFESSOR BUTT IS IN BATH! For the BENEFIT of Professor BUTT, a Performance will take place on MONDAY, March 31st, 1862, at 4 o'Clock in the Evening, on the Grounds at the Rear of the PORTER BUTT INN, Walcot, Which will consist of some very Extraordinary Feats which have never been equalled Bath before. 1st FEAT. The Professor will place an Orange on his kind, dear old Father's head, and with a Rifle loaded with Ball, dislodge the Orange at 200 Yards distance, without injuring the Old Man's pumpkin. 2nd FEAT. AN AMPHIBIOUS P ERFORMANCE, AS PERFORMED BEFORE THE ROYAL FAMILY. Professor BUTT will ascend to a Platform 150 feet in height, erected across the River, and Dive into 17 feet of Water, and during the Immersion, will put on a Suit of Clothes, in Imitation of a thorough-bred, Down-South Yankee. THE RING ! THE RING! THE RING! A Ring will be formed, when the following Members of the Noble Art of Self-Defence will display their Science as under : 1st MILL BETWEEN Australian Harry and Fussell the Dauber. 2nd MILL BETWEEN Dickey Birdlime and Jemmy the Cutler. 3rd MILL BETWEEN Ginger the Cure and Jack the Carver. THE WIND-UP BETWEEN Professor Butt and the Professor's Father, Which will be First-Rate, the Old Man having just returned from London, he having taken a Benefit at Jemmy Shaw's House with Jem Mace, the Champion, who received such a hiding from the repeated Doses administered by the Old Man's Mawleys, that he has been laid up since, Jem saying, he could not get over the Old One's Gimlet Eye. The Professor will do several more astounding Peats, after which, by particular desire, the Professor's Father will Sing his favourite old Song, "OLD DOG TRAY," and many other appropriate Songs and Ballads. Prices of Admission, SIXPENCE; working Class, THREEPENCE
We used to be a proper country
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
Bluesky won't kick off until the top posters start getting book deals like Twitter users did 12 years ago
There is simply no way on Earth that estate-approved Rashomon Beatles sustains itself for 8 hours.
The Beatle biopics are going to be AWFUL and I can't wait to watch them
If you find yourself sitting across from this guy you are F U C K E D
january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
My heart is in my mouth a bit as I write this, but we’ve launched a Patreon for a new fantasy show. I really, truly believe in it with all my heart, so please consider supporting us and sharing this ✨
NEW VIDEO! Today, we’ve launched the Afar Patreon for people looking to support our live-action, eight-part fantasy drama set in a realm of magic, monsters and adventure.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p_x...
Please consider helping fund Afar so we can make it more thrilling/ambitious/funny:
We hope you’ll consider this project. You can find a link to our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/c/AfarSeries
Five years ago I took the aeroplane out of North by Northwest, so Cary Grant is just running around for no reason. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K26T...
Feeling so blessed to be making a goofy fantasy show with such talented people!!
NEW VIDEO! Find out how we made fantasy into reality! Executive Producers Billy Treacy and Daniel Sherratt discuss the story and the making of Afar's proof of concept: Gremlins and Grumblings. youtu.be/aqAIacVe-1w?...
Currently reading A Confederacy of Dunces and it's crazy how back in the day encountering 1 Ignatius J Riley could completely upend your life but nowadays we encounter hundreds of Ignatius J Rileys online each day and it makes no difference what so ever
LEGO Delorean from Back to the Future
Great Scott!
The thing about any UK Twitter/X ban is that our political class are addicted to it. McSweeney bases his entire ideology on what weirdos on there are saying, Farage uses it because it boosts his reach and its where Kemi Badenoch finds all her favourite conspiracy theories.
The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.
[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon:
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
