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No I said I jizzed in Amorim’s coffee and that’s why there’s a restraining order

a man says if i speak i am in big trouble in front of a wall of advertisements ALT: a man says if i speak i am in big trouble in front of a wall of advertisements

I would 100% get banned from here and probably sued for the £10 in my bank account

People aren’t ready for the real conversations about why Rashford was exiled

If it was me I’d bring in both and send the other whoppers off to turkey

I think it was more that he had a bunch of twats that thought they knew better

Are we signing 2 keepers and binning off our current butter fingers?

Well no he actually spoke facts at carrington he is just more suited to being a sporting director than a manager. He said we needed to gut that team and we did. He offered recommendations of who to sign and all have gone on to win trophies at other clubs

Is he still in a job? I thought he just chatted shite in German media

It’s nice to know that I can appreciate Grealish again

Moyes watching over his shoulder as the last standing post Fergie manager in a job this week

If he isn’t gone by Tuesday he’ll end up in turkey or Saudi

Betis still playing the poor man even though they banked over 80m in transfer fees this summer to try and make United lower the Antony fee. Bin him off to Saudi on Tuesday to piss on their chips

That can’t happen and you know it can’t when he starts asking for 30 year old midfielders that have massive wages and will be past their best

The problem with him he’s all smiles and jokes until he gets told no once and then the toys get thrown out of the pram and he’s a first class twat

Never go back

He’s forcing Amorims hand. Amorim says he’s competing with the club captain for a spot in the team and he never misses a game but Kobbie knows he’s capable of playing with Bruno rather than not getting minutes

My biggest issue with the current set up is the fixation on formation. The philosophy can’t be the formation because no manager can go their whole career playing the same formation football just doesn’t work like that

Looks like he’s gonna walk 👀 FML

No cup payments until at least January. All feels a bit 2014 this

It’s always the person you don’t expect isn’t it 🤮

Fucking ridiculous behaviour I need a wee

Onana genuinely jumped over that

Imagine being taken to pens by the team 4th in league 2. Absolute muck and most of the problem is dealing with set pieces and the keeper

Dalot will miss

People can complain about the system all they want but when your keeper is a disaster and your engine doesn’t run enough you’re going to fail until those issues are fixed

Is there a reason uniteds shoddy app won’t let me download tickets?

International dog day so here’s me and my pup doing what I don’t do best

You have to take a risk in those games to win them swapping 2 centre backs for 2 centre backs with 5 minutes left is too safe throw the kitchen sink at them