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Trying to watch a twitch stream and having to sit through six diaper commercials in a row

All of my bodily functions register as pain. Gotta piss? Yowch! Feeling hungry? OWEEE!!!

Spectrummaxxing

The back of a cat and another cat resting her chin on the first cats side, both lying on a bed

Chin rest

Though: House of Ideas is an @itsphetz.bsky.social post

Movie

Every movie that starts with the word “American” takes place in the same cinematic universe. Psycho, Sniper, Pie…all interconnected

Sluggo from the Nancy comics with his arms out and a speech bubble above his head

Weed: not even once

That has to be it. They blocked me a while ago on a day when I was mouthing off to a bunch of unrelated people. I was surprised but chalked it up to them not wanting the negativity. To each their own I guess

In my mind Ben Affleck and Marco Rubio are similar guys

You can enjoy memes of Ben Affleck, and you can admire Ben Affleck from afar, but at the end of the day he’s still Ben Affleck and will act appropriately

If Daddy wants to bring about the apocalypse we should simply give Daddy what he wants

Family Video was cool because it was always in a building that also had a pizza place in it. Some were Marcos, others were Little Caesars

Rogs post: surf jam Steven’s Reposted by soupcan steffans

Beautiful pairing here

saying inshallah to fellow anti-war demonstrator but he can tell by my pronunciation i learned it from a podcast

Happy International Women’s Day!

Gen X will try to tell you Charlie Brown drank hose water. Hoes water? Idk I’m workshopping it

Yeah I’ve always felt most comfortable with a medium to heavy weapon in these games. Never got the hang of parrying so the bigger the thwomp the better

I’ve done a magic build in NG+ and had a lot of fun, but yeah it really helps to be able to do a lot of physical damage the first go around

Man, sometimes you gotta summon just to distract the boss’ aggro so you can breathe for a moment. Malenia is one of those

Everything FromSoft does requires a guide to meaningfully understand, but in this case the only conditions are that you have to defeat Radahn and Mohg.

Yeah, Leyndell is the classic FromSoft centerpiece where it crescendos halfway through the full game. I’d recommend it if you continue progressing and want more story and gameplay, because it’s fun and expands on the main story.

Do you have the DLC?

My gamer conspiracy theory is that accessibility options are a literal joke. Like, the team responsible for it is rolling their eyes the whole time

I am going to record myself firing an assault rifle into my bluRay of wall e in protest of Pixar’s homophobia

About five years after Facebook stopped requiring a .edu email address to sign up

The new slay the spire is like an os update, but weirdly that’s a compliment

War Pigs, a bunch of Nine Inch Nails songs, that Green Jelly song, the list goes on…