Pedro

what should i actually put on this fr tho

three thick big books, all titled "vegetable situation"

quick, someone help, we've got a vegetable situation

oh wow, pretty

waowww

that's literally you

Omg I think you should go to a hospital??

every capillary action has a capillary reaction

Trueeee
I used to have long hair for the longest time but then I couldn't make it look good after some point and had to get it cut sadly

for nfl teams like the pittsburgh steelers and houston texans, football is the name of the game

Oh wow what a find!

Always

*yes* homo

Yummm

Many such cases!

Which drink are you?

Awwwwwww <3

WHERE?

Lmaooo

never have been

I didn't even know you could remember a song in the wrong key

>:3c

The piss tank on the ISS is now 68% full.

Aww that's so nice

Is this girl math? 😳

OMG I SEE YOUR LEGS NOW

Ooh, that's a cool metaphor

Spoon stealers

My account also serves as an unintentional repository of your best bangers :3

I feel observed