Kai Ajayi

Lived it. Loved it.

Farewell @terminalsio.bsky.social

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Black Guy is Looking For Work

So I’m just sitting there feeling bad for the guy, like you know what, one day you’ll get 2 more and take over the chef world.

(The judge put him on hold so I thought my foolish arrogance was temporarily justified)

You know how I know I’ve become a Nigerian Uncle?

I’m watching Culinary Wars and they’re talking up this 3 star killer guy and I had it in my head that there were 5 star Michelin restaurants…

This is my 13th reason, I am no longer satisfied coaching, this shit is personal now.

My old boss beat me at soccer, made a highlight reel and sent it to me the next day….

This is an assault on everything I stand for and mark my words, I will have my revenge.

Sometimes you’ve just got to try again next week

Season 2 of Twisted Metal is really good!

20 minutes into Stranger Things and all I can say is Vecna is definitely going to win

You’d think having a doctor for a brother and a nurse for a mom would automatically give me more common sense at taking care of myself… but no, I’ve got the self preservation instinct of a lemming.

Good news, I was 40% more useful at soccer tonight!

Bad news, I fucked up my leg in a tackle and I only had enough energy to drive home, but not enough energy to find the first aid kit so I’m just gonna sit here and suffer until I fall asleep and go again tomorrow.

Loading up some Breaking Benjamin, Creed, Hinder and Linkin Park for the comeback playlist.

There is nothing the awesome power of Divorced Dad Rock can’t fix.

Vacation has been ruined but I guess I deserve it.
Gonna have to hit the ground running back at work on Monday

Starting to get a little tired of telling people I USED to be fast.

What do you do when there is a breakdown in communication

Have you ever watched a show with someone who isn’t even a fan of the genre and looked at each other and simultaneously said: that was fucking sick?

Last Samurai Standing has been my favourite show of the year

Am I wrong for automatically eliminating Nigerian restaurants from my options for using basmati rice in their jolof?

Asking for a friend looking for recommendations in London 🇬🇧

Donate to Chip in to help with the cost of existence while I job hunt., organized by Tanya DePass Like many of those in the games industry, I was laid off back… Tanya DePass needs your support for Chip in to help with the cost of existence while I job hunt.

So I did the thing before I chickened out (or came to my senses) and threw up a GFM as a stop gap measure. I hate doing it more than anyone will hate seeing another fund raiser.

gofund.me/f5615787f

Dispatch is so unfair.

You can’t show me an intro to an episode like Episode 4 and expect me not to kick down doors for Invisgal.

There’s a specific itch that movies like Van Helsing, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and Underworld and now Frankenstein can scratch in my heart, and I need more 😪

Whoever decided to stop letting Del Toro do whatever the hell he wanted and keep making Hell Boy movies needs to pay.

It’s the hope that kills your blood pressure

First time handing out halloween candy as a homeowner.

Every morning I wake up to functional knees is a good morning

Hell is Us is probably going to be my GOTY.

Losing at things that I have no control over is far more irritating than the things I can actually influence.

Now that I’m sobering up from the hustle and bustle of the weekend:

HOW THE FUCK DID I SPEND $700 AT IKEA ON THINGS YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO BUILD!?!?

WHO AM I!?!?

Nobody told me adulting would get in the way of karaoke, this feels illegal

32 🎂

The Summer I Turned Pretty plays out like Young & the Restless with a much better cinematographer