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Michael

@lusotart

Pretentious aging hipster πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΉπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈβ™ŽοΈ https://www.instagram.com/lusotart

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That place used to wind me up 🀣

11.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always declined offers. Fuck you that’s the price. This isn’t a souk in Marrakech. Also no I don’t measure clothes.

11.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t remember if it’s Sitges or Torremolinos. He gets a lot attention in Spain.

11.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m ok. How are you? It’s just every time I try and sort something there’s always something extra to do!

11.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. Solicitor hasn’t even given me exchange date yet.

11.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m home. Flat is a tip. CBA tidy it up, do more packing or weigh boxes to see if they’re heavier than 15kg FML

11.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My diabetic retinopathy has come back negative. So my eyes are nice and healthy! πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ

11.03.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yoshi and The Mysterious Book looks good for the switch 2

11.03.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe he doesn’t like to double dip his forks. Once he’s used it once. He’ll just get another

11.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 10:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy hump day Erich 😘

11.03.2026 09:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning

11.03.2026 09:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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They got one thing right but they’re stupid. β€œYou’re not your”

You maybe oldER but at least you know the difference!

11.03.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you got a kitchen yet? You’ll be doing all the cooking in the fucking garage at this rate!

10.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Right off to bed soon. Night alphabet mafia

10.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ouch. Get well soon

10.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mine is

β€œI’d rather shit in my hands and clap!”

10.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I SWEAR is now on Netflix

10.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can you believe the removals company won’t remove my tv from the bracket. So I have to HIRE someone to help me do it? Prob a good thing I don’t know what I’m doing.

10.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Some of it was NHS some if it was health insurance through work

10.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Really want to read all these books but they’re in hardback ☹️ not good when you’re about to move.

10.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vision is a bit blurry but can read just about.

10.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Filming content again? πŸ˜‚

10.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pls and thank you

10.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No because I’ve had years of therapy

10.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait the first king of England was gay? James I?

10.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m here for an eye screening and they’ve put those drops in to dilate the pupil or whatever and gonna need shades when I get out of here

10.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Do you think he’s got enough loo rolls?

10.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning

10.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 333 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0