The number one job of a candidate for office in a democracy is, in fact, to motivate people to vote for them
07.03.2026 19:09
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The number one job of a candidate for office in a democracy is, in fact, to motivate people to vote for them
Causing a three car pile up in this parking lot to drop my awful wife off outside Dollar Tree
Breaking News: Oklahoma governor Kevin Stitt to appoint old coffee can full of dip spit to replace Markwayne Mullin
Why does America have such long-standing ties to Portugal? What was going on in 1791 that would unite the two countries???
It’s cool that republican politicians are cutting out the middleman and doing violence directly on their own constituents
What a massive piece of shit
I get it’s a style and decorum thing but they should really drop the “respectfully” from dissents like this
Who could have seen this coming aside from everyone?
Right? Shouldn’t someone at one of these supposedly elite law firms have foreseen they’d win if only they would fight?
Weird. Stylist Law Roach just told me my parents are getting divorced
Israel was just minding its business, trying to do violent, unprovoked regime change when all of a sudden this happens
They’re currently vital to prosecuting an illegal, immoral war. They’re not the best of us, they’re cowardly pawns
scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
You see, the free market is when three jerk offs own all media and compete to see who can out-Nazi the other two guys
Just what our multi-racial democracy needs: people who have proven themselves unable to exist in one
You all taking any responsibility at all for this momentum?
But on the bright side a small number of amoral, opportunistic shitheads were really able to make names for themselves and get rich
The first guy looks like the anchor in Batman when the joker poisons all the cosmetics
Would love to hear this guy explain how you’re profiting from this perceived grift
I’m sorry to hear that. Loved your Mike Nichols bio, btw
The framing here is so weird. “Witch hunt” implies a lack of evidence or guilt. We know these people hung out with him!
How dare this man wield the hammer of our nation’s most revered slave master?
My state of the union prediction is that he’s gonna shit his pants at least once, prompting a crew of dipshit podcasters and Nazi sycophants to quickly change him NASCAR style
Can a 79-year-old man change his essential character? This panel of Atlantic opinion columnists says yes
Hell yeah, there’s nothing this state loves more that subsidizing morally dubious, environmentally ruinous industries
This country is so fucking stupid. By the numbers, at least some of the 55% voted for him. How could anyone think this would’ve turned out to be anything but disastrous
Yes, it can. I suggest he speak extemporaneously for at least 5 hours. Maybe complain at length about how Snooky from Jersey Shore was rude to him once
You just know the Parasol Corp is up to no good in that garage
It’s pretty disappointing this news didn’t break earlier so we could all Door Dashed him so McDonald’s or something
