Marzipandancer

Special military operation!

I know a facility in El Salvador that would be an excellent partner in the event you can’t restrict full mobility.

I’m pretty sure they are banned in my city. So are smoky license plate covers, ultra dark window tinting, break light modifications, super bright LED headlights, and a slew of other things.

But if there’s no enforcement, what does the law mean?

Yeah, you know man… everyone has their faith system right? Some people believe in the power of the universe, others pray to the great mother who bore us all, and still others believe in paying huge sums to sleep with porn stars and cover it up with campaign money.

There’s space for us all.

Double whammy.

Maybe that’s his house of worship man, let’s try to be more inclusive here.

What I fucking love is that I have no idea who to pick for my fantasy team. There are a million possible combinations and no simple “definitely pick that one” options.

I hope the surprises never stop!

We had secret police in the 70’s?

We need to let Trump build his ballroom, because these things often end in a bunker.

One of favorites! It’s my workout cooldown song.

Typical! FP3 is where it’s at.

…registered voters. Not people who are eligible to vote.

As of 2022 it looks like 34,000.

Don’t have any anyway!

Sorry to be the one to tell you, but Party City is out of business. I hope no one has any parties or political promotions planned…

Fuck those people. That’s not how America should be talking to our neighbor and closest ally.

Canadians are fucking awesome, and at this point I think it’s safe to make a broad statement that Americans fucking suck.

Maybe I should just move to Canada to be with the good guys.

The Trump regime has abandoned the constitution:

- declared war without Congressional authorization

- ignoring multiple court orders

- impounding Congressional authorized funds

- ignoring the freedom of speech and assembly

It’s a lawless regime that has no legitimacy.

Probably the greatest skeet of all time. Excellent work.

This could have been a draft.

If it happens, I owe you a drink of your choice! If you’re actually in Utah I’ll come have it with you.

I hope you drink alcohol, at this point coffee is the more expensive option…

First of all I reject the premise that JD and I share a birth year. Second of all: not in a million years is that guy gonna be president.

Even if Trump dies someone will just say “Hey buddy, we’re trying to hold onto power right now so why do you do a quit resignation and stay here to keep guard!”

“Any real leader” …

Who are we talking about? He’s not a leader, he’s a ruler. Leaders you talk to, rulers you glaze so you don’t get disappeared!

This round robin praise session is not unique to Trump, but it is unique to the Presidency.

What specifically in this video telegraphs dementia to you? I mean he’s got it for sure, but all I see is malignant narcissism and megalomania.

What am I missing? I know no one with dementia.

No they did not. In fact famously Obama—inspired by Abraham Lincoln’s original “team of adversaries”—picked cabinet members who would NOT just kiss his ass but rather challenge him.

Apparently they all challenged him to be a moderate Republican, but the intention was there.

Well I know Kushner’s younger than that… who’s going to take over the regime that was born in ‘84?

Stephen Miller’s an 84 guy?

I’m gonna say this and I’m gonna be very ugly about this. This stupid idiot needs to not even put Winston Churchill in his mouth. This is an embarrassment and an insult to people that live in Britain.. Winston Churchill is a better man than this piece of shit we have for president

Definitely had a view in their reporting on this war thus far. The Guardian has been great though. If it weren’t for the NYT abdicating their responsibility as a newspaper or the complete authoritarian takeover of the media in the US, I would never have made the switch!