bones | kira | ?????

who up t-posing in a room next to their two sleeping nephews rn

the airport cock detection devices are working today lmao

really wish you could buy One Cigarette

thinking up a Device rn

the way I move myself to untwist my bones is kinda like untangling a slinky

the fact I'll be getting a hysterectomy soon finally sunk in and it's bc I framed it as getting neutered........

the woman on the phone seemed miffed when I couldn't immediately make a decision like sorry for not remaining constantly prepared for 6 weeks of recovery????

being offered a surgery date with one week notice after being on a two year wait list is INSANE lmao

COOL SEX TIP: if you are close to orgasm, don't say "I'm close" or "I'm gonna cum"; instead, declare riichi. this way, if they get you off, you can ron, but if you have to get yourself off, you can tsumo, indirectly indicating dissatisfaction with your partner's sexual performance

listing my physical properties when asked to tell someone about myself

taking my blahaj to hospital with me for surgery

been getting really into drinking half a can of monster then falling asleep

u can get insertion pins for internally threaded jewellery and nitrile/latex gloves help a Lot w screwing the balls in! i used to have centre eyebrows and they were pretty easy to change out, I believe in u!

saw this while on the toilet and it came true 💚

just accidentally washed my hands before pissing

Gray wolf littlest pet shop. It is a small bobblehead toy of a gray wolf with blue eyes and little eyelashes

taking the testosterone that turns you into this

having adhd means monster energy is a melatonin to me

bouncing on it precariously

a cat curled up in my chair has so much power

BORN TO WHIMPER WORLD IS A BARK IT CHEW THEM ALL 1989 I am bad dog 410,757,864,530 LOUD WHINES

my cat just meowed like a minecraft cat taking damage and it was bc i wasn't feeding her quick enough lmao

(after cumming) ok now let's do a silly one

tried to meow back at my cat and accidentally barked

mom, dad, i have the zoomies

riichi tsumo ippatsu into riichi tsumo 3 ura dora goes CRAZY

at ikea getting a bönör

I just need to lock in and expect the unexpected then ill be fixed

whoops I forgot to take a love egg out for over a day and didn't notice it lmao

just realised my desk is like my inventory

who up adjusting they bones rn