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House Panel Subpoenas Pam Bondi In Epstein Investigation The House Oversight Committee voted in favor of the subpoena with bipartisan support.

The House Oversight Committee voted in favor of the subpoena with bipartisan support.

Too old for OF, too stupid to be an attorney. 🤣

Free and fair elections are the cornerstone of our democracy. But right now, they’re under attack.

Several Republican-controlled states have redrawn their congressional maps to give themselves an unfair advantage in the midterm elections.

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Secretary Kristi Noem @Sec_Noem Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

oh my goodness she seems to think Special Envoy for the Shield is a real job

Including all fuel types, guess who outsold Tesla in the UK in Feb.

Answer:

Volkswagen
Ford
BMW
Mercedes
Audi
Vauxhall
Kia
Skoda
Peugeot
Hyundai
Toyota
MG
Mini
Renault
Volvo
Nissan
Land Rover

Victims of the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein raise their hands during Attorney General Pam Bondi’s appearance before the House Judiciary Committee. Photograph by Roberto Schmidt / AFP / Getty

You’re next Pam — the House Oversight Committee has questions about your cover-up

Kristi Noem has been fired and replaced by the dumbest US Senator.

Trump will say anything Bibi tells him to. 🤨

Kristi Noem Misled Congress About Corey Lewandowski’s Role in DHS Contracts Testifying before the Senate Judiciary Committee, Noem denied that Corey Lewandowski had any role in approving contracts. But internal DHS records and interviews with current and former agency staffer...

"Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem misled Congress on Tuesday about the powers of her controversial top aide Corey Lewandowski, according to records reviewed by ProPublica and four current and former DHS officials."

No. #Lewandowski has to start sleeping with #MarqwayneMullet now. 🤣🤣🤣

The competition for the dumbest member of the United States Senate has just heated up with the elimination of one its strongest contestants!!

All of ICE Barbie’s Most Heinous Cosplay Outfits After ICE Barbie was brutally axed by her boss, we remember some of the many hats she wore.

After ICE Barbie was brutally axed by her boss, we remember some of the many hats she wore.

Maybe a president shouldn’t have pardon power.

Not fighting fascism is the same as supporting fascism. Vote.

NOPE

The Trump regime has abandoned the constitution:

- declared war without Congressional authorization

- ignoring multiple court orders

- impounding Congressional authorized funds

- ignoring the freedom of speech and assembly

It’s a lawless regime that has no legitimacy.

🇺🇦🦅 The Pentagon and at least one Gulf government are in talks to buy interceptors from Ukraine to repel Iranian drone attacks, — FT

Ukraine has been the first to use mass-produced interceptors, costing several thousand dollars, to destroy Russian versions of the Shahed.

Слава Україні! 🇺🇦🗽

Iran war: A satellite damage assessment on US military bases YouTube video by CNN

There are going to be a whole lot more boxes with flags on them coming home. Make sure they're ALL named and honored

Satellite images and videos show the extent of the damage to #US military facilities in the #MiddleEast from #Iranian attacks #CNN’s #TamaraQiblawi reports
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🇶🇦 Qatari company QatarEnergy has suspended production of liquefied natural gas and related products following Iranian attacks on its facilities.

Qatar accounts for about 20% of global LNG exports and is among the world’s three largest producers.

Opposing the Iranian regime is fair, but the war is a double-edged sword for Ukraine:

⚠️ High oil prices fund Putin
⚠️ Western munitions are drained
⚠️ Global focus is diverted

We can't let regional chaos starve Kyiv of resources

Iraq will descend back into sectarian violence and Israeli territorial expansion as this war expands. That is also true of Lebanon and Syria.

This war is being fought for a "Greater Israel" and Trump's financial benefit because Trump takes his orders from Bibi when it comes to the Middle East. 🤨

No no no. People have it all wrong!

#OperationEpsteinFury is not a war, it's a спецопера́ция (special military operation).🙄

Iran does not manufacture drones in surface facilities. It's not as simple as it sounds.

So the world’s most infamous draft dodger wants the unarmed Iranian people to rise up against one of the world’s most ruthless bunch, the Iranian Revolutionary Guard.
Ted Brown, Moama
The Age, letters

Extraordinary statement by an Iranian Official:

"We are fighting the Epstein Class. They either r*pe kids or bomb kids.”

I'm sure that will convince Kurdish forces to join Israel in the fight against Iran. 🤨

The Iraqi Prime Minister stated that Iraq will not allow Kurdish ground operations from Iraq into Iran.

Iranian state media confirmed that the border is calm and no attacks are taking place.