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Mashallah Zaire is off my team lol

07.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t begrudge it when cops do the thing they should be doing instead of what they’re supposed to do

07.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the US & israel kicked this off unprovoked by attacking a school full of kids, i'm not sure why the fuck i'm supposed to see a headline about their murder infrastructure being destroyed and think "oh no, what a bad development"

07.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 1950 πŸ” 256 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 1615 πŸ” 166 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 15

You mean to tell me that only drinking wine or beer because the water was always dirty wasn’t ideal for physical health?

06.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good back up in a place that’s not insane

06.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hahahahahahaha

05.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 2116 πŸ” 188 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 1

The elephant graveyard guy is proven right again. Joe’s entire world is constructed by the internet. Not the way he views it, just the world itself.

06.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
NFL meme showing Kristi Noem released for sucking ass

NFL meme showing Kristi Noem released for sucking ass

Good news Browns fans

06.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 2994 πŸ” 401 πŸ’¬ 142 πŸ“Œ 17

been replaying in my head joe biden warning the entire middle east/world no one better interfere with what israel was doing while he was still in office. a supposed man of decency. just monstrous, empty people pulling the strings and now trump is the ultimate vessel for outward, unrepentant violence

04.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 323 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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How the hell did we get to betting on death and wars via Polymarket or Kalshi? @jasonkoebler.bsky.social breaks it all down, from Bitcoin to the AI gold rush.

Listen now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=paHM...

04.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 8

Jay Footlik

04.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sending this chart to Al Davis, 30 in the past. He would not care, but it would feel like the responsible thing to do.

04.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vocalist for fake band getting concussed for a small amount of money, a heartwarming way to relate to his fans.

04.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fun quirk of my son’s for the morning:
He greatly enjoys yogurt and fruits, particularly together. However, if a fruit or vegetable has a sort of skin or peel on it, he will bite into it, suck out the inside, and then discard the peel. Kids are interesting creatures.

04.03.2026 13:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh no

03.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My son is obsessed with books and will frequently take them from me if I try to read to him because he wants to flip through it himself. Next step is teaching him which is right side up.

03.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thinking about this again jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/us-troops-... (from @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social)

03.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

This is so fucking brutal man

02.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Colts fan here. I would argue those were codependent. Run game fell off a cliff when Jones fractured his leg and they stopped running under center so much. Almost ripped my hair out when they’d hand off from shotgun but there’s a reason they did.

Doesn’t this mean I’m sold on Jones btw

01.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean I was going to keep playing it anyway it just feels stupid

01.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It feels remarkably stupid to be sitting on my couch playing fucking resident evil right now

01.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

28.02.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 2364 πŸ” 645 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 24
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Well that’ll move you up a bit

28.02.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Every US president since Truman fucks around in the Middle East* Buhhhhhhhhhh it's just a distraction from Epstein

28.02.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I think if I'd gotten away with attempting a coup, suffered no consequences for it, then won an election four years later, got away with executing citizens in the streets and foreigners in boats, and successfully abducted a head of state, I too might think I could just bomb my way to regime change

28.02.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 5173 πŸ” 1314 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1

Truly remarkable how often that’s the case and then A Thing just doesn’t happen

28.02.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0