big stick of dynamite disguised as a beautiful woman
07.03.2026 01:35
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big stick of dynamite disguised as a beautiful woman
okay i didnt quite mean shit like that
mostly old people and children im working up my confidence
theyre not even thoughts theyre like fairies that flicker in the gaps of my memory
investing in this thing called "books" i think theyre really gonna take off
emptying my thoughts here like im squeezing the shit out of my bladder to not miss my next meeting
feels cold all the time the ai told me to light myslef on fire i guess ill ask Reddit?
the dread is like a companion that leaves when the sun comes up,
accidentally told the psychiatrist im addicted to my phone and they wont prescribe me anything above a damn multivitamin
i only kill other people as practice for when i do it to myself . i dont wanna fuck it up okay im a perfectionist
hear ye hear ye
how this make you feel white boy
empty white claw next to the bed this morning yea its friday
has adam friedland ever showered
how long apoop should last
this 97 year old racist still does discrimination the old fashioned way!
they should really work on making life more fun
LG i seek wisdom and guidance
need a phrenologist to study seth macfarlanes skull
my girls water broke and a bunch of hotdogs fell out instead of a baby
feel like falling down the stairs who want in
world war 3 in the middle east? why couldnt it have been germany again
one of my limes transitioned
im kind of living in the severance world because every time i come home i get black out so my conscious life is just me waking up going to work and then going home
rubbing on my peculiar appendage
i stayed up all night killin some gnomes and i plan to do it some more tonight
dont let trans people fool you. MEN have peenis. WOMEN have poonis
witch from hansel and gretel: queer guy for my gay pie
sorry i was late to work i was up all night fulfilling the prophecy