Flames on the side of my face.

Young people do white collar jobs & integrate into the toxic culture there seamlessly, news & sports at 11.

Predictions market founder battle to the death is the only thing I’d bet on rn

brb doing another round of preemptively buying durable goods

My entire ideological trajectory flows from this being my normative baseline my entire childhood.

Don’t worry about lawyers, babe, it’s my treat.

Posting that on blue sky dot app makes me think that’s just somebody with a humiliation fetish.

We gotta try to sell a bridge in Brooklyn to all the morons who thought Trump was a sincerely antiwar president.

Nobody looked at that damn clock lmao

I’m so sorry. I wish I could offer more. Heart ache is hell.

Far Side comic: A cruise ship is sailing, with a party on the deck. In tbe water in front of it are a swift boat, & a larger warship. Three sea mines are in the path of the cruise ship. Caption: Through a gross navigational error, the Love Boat steams into the Strait of Hormuz.

Just as Gary Larson predicted

It’s wild to me that a lot of people I like & respect very much in this website are like “We’re going to be in a world of pain if the US doesn’t stop this war rn.”

Homie I don’t think the US is the one calling the shots here anymore.

They're about to pull out the official Whitehouse Ouija board to get Cheney's input.

I have a more or less coherent ideological perspective & understand the myriad influence that have informed this perspective.
It took me several decades to realize this makes me something of a freak.

Gotta laugh to keep from crying.

It took me a second to figure out how to reply to this because I have SO MANY examples of me pulling this exact kind of bullshit that I couldn’t pick which one to use.

I’m glad neither of us are living like that anymore.

I’m in this picture & I don’t like it.

There was a lot of blame to go around in that situation but almost 20 years removed from it I’m really glad that I was so horrified by my own capacity for viciousness that I decided that I simply did not want to be that person anymore.

It took an absolute quagmire of a love triangle that involved 2 men who were older than me, 1 of which was fresh back from Iraq, for me to really confront how lying to feel in control & to try to work things to my advantage ultimately hurt a lot of people, including myself.

Everybody nodded.

These were FRIENDS. My friends thought I was too mean for anybody in their right mind to date me.

I was trying to sort a lot of stuff about myself out around that time & I think that’s when I really committed to being kind.

I was at happy hour with some high school friends sometimes in my early 20s & said it’s so funny how little I dated in high school compared to now. I must have been really ugly. Without skipping a beat a friend said “no we all thought you were pretty…you were just REALLY mean.”

She’s got financial crimes in every state & the Virgin Islands I am sure of it, somebody just gotta start lookin around.

Gross.

This just ripped my heart out.

What would be worse: the NYTs fighting people in the comment section or a fake NYT stan account that white knights for them in the comment section?

Both are extremely cursed options.

I swear to god every man I know who becomes a father decides then & there he’s in his black liquorish era. Opens up the pack & leaves ‘em out for a fortnight to get them stale.

Low key part of the reason I refused to have children. I don’t need that in my house.

I am sorry to say that at least 10 people have died in ICE custody since January, not nine. They are:

Geraldo Lunas Campos
Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz
Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres
Parady La
Heber Sanchaz Domínguez
Victor Manuel Diaz
Lorth Sim
Jairo Garcia-Hernandez
Alberto Gutierrez-Reyes
Emmanuel Damas

alexis simpson @amutepiggy.b... • 1h just watched a guy get rocked in the nuts by his toddler son in line for a ride at knott's berry farm ⑦ 14 106 S100日》… Mike Boylan-Kolchin • @mb... • 24m A similar incident is what inspired Neil Young to write "Rockin' in the Free World". Not many people know this. 0 3 ≥ Reposted by Tal Lavin Olúfémi O. Táíwòo @olufemiot... • 4h Judith Butler Apology Form

Juxtaposition on the timeline gives me a chuckle sometimes.

RETVRN

Don’t worry guys Kash Patel is on it.

Get their asses.