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still really struggling with this tbh

I like how they are now :O but both are good

im surprised there arent more games like sanctum and orcs must die, those things fuckin slap

I regret to inform you the chuds are trying to claim whole milk. they finally figured out that raw milk isn't safe so they're instead trying to pretend that it's woke to reduced fat milk or something.

"attention all decks, we're about to do something morally reprehensible and legally indefensible so idk cover your eyes or whatever if you live in a country that cares about that kind of gay woke bullshit"

just because it is my solemn duty to balance the scales by putting out only Best Size Difference (tm) content doesn't mean the other ones are bad. (this one is right around my limit of good ones though |3)

despite my posting, it is still a pretty good one yeah

bazzite sounds like a British insult

"what's wrong with 'im?"

*shaking head* "absolute bazzite"

I assume I'm somewhat unapproachable because like 80% of my posts are either angy or sad and like 5% are horny at best. which is probably for the best, I'm so often not in the mood lately |3

"no, im not being a brat. it's called alcoholism, it's a disease."

I'm realizing now that you might have meant the opposite but in my defense the concept of needing to be encouraged never would have occurred to me organically

the submissive energy leaving my body when someone tries to tell me I'm not having another beer

weighing how much you really *need* that last strength buff versus having to deal with it after

(you definitely do~)

I hardly remember any of my childhood, but I somehow remember being around 6 or 7, asking my mom about god, and coming away with the general sense of "ok well that kinda sounds like bullshit" though maybe not in so many words

im just built different

worse perhaps

the i-frames will protect me...

I am kind of a big deal after all

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also fun insight into the type of spineless sycophants he's surrounded by

they're probably slightly less racist, comically enough

they're like what if Pete kegsbreath was also a huge weeb

that's basically every combine general/governer

the kuritans will go on and on about honor and the warrior spirit while they do it

I think I used to go back and forth on who is worse, the capellan confederation or the draconis combine. but after reading a combine-centric novel I can tell you for sure it's the kuritans. they are both comically evil but the dracs are way more annoying about it

you can pay them in anime figurines and pocky and stuff like that

Republicans that have been telling you that you hate america your whole life turning a huge dial labeled warcrimes and looking back to see if you really do yet

it's just like, if I'm doing this poorly now, when my actual circumstances are really not all that bad, objectively, it's just much much easier to imagine a path where things are worse rather than one where theyre better

it feels like this year is testing me, yet at the same time from a zoomed out perspective, my direct circumstances are really not that bad, which just makes me think about how much further I have to fall

I don't know, I'm lost

struggling this morning

to the tune of harder better faster stronger
jork it
Jack it
whack it
jerk it

Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.

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