Comandante Starkins

*Gamera fight song tune* Mr. Trump

The Israeli Cool Runnings remake would have a scene with Israeli Yul Brenner saying “I will be famous and live here” and then he shows a picture of a house a Palestinian family is already living in.

This show was never good. One of the most overhyped shows ever also fuck Whedon

they have something that would instantly destroy him forever. Even if the full unredacted Epstein files drops there’s still gonna be a group that says it’s a hoax, he can deny it etc. Israel has him dead to rights on something.

What’s crazy is that basically everyone just expects that Trump’s in the Epstein files and it’s probably really bad but it’s a given at this poit. Whatever Israel has on him is somehow worse than whatever’s in the files.

legit if I don’t get a new job i’m gonna kill myself this is draining my soul

They said “sir, we’re running out of ammo, sir.” I told them to punch the crates. I see Barron, he’s out of ammo and bing bing bing he punches a crate there’s ammo, there’s beautiful ammo and hearts. All the ammo is in the crates but we don’t punch the crates anymore.

I dunno you’re the AP just tell me

But at least Fetterman doesn’t hate WOC

Franzke: Even now they’re consolidating their power, Larry.

LA: I don’t care who’s consolidating power.

There should be a fan group at CBP called Ayatollah Razmada’s Cadre Of Phanatics

Texas hates WOC

Tom Raper or Tom Raper RV will join us after the break

I own the 7th largest Hyundai dealership in the Tampa St. Pete area and here’s why Reza Pahlavi is the legitimate ruler of Iran

predict that i’m gonna get 10 million dollars

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints.

One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

i saw an indian guy talking with a black lady about a white gay guy on CBS’ Ghosts and now i think 6000 years of persian history needs to be turned into glass

I didn’t either but LegacyOfTheWest, who says he pays for things in Rupees, told me it was a disgrace.

Olden Polynice

the most racist man alive

the most racist man alive

the most racist man alive

the most racist man alive

What do Americans think of Mr. Trump’s decision to attack Iran? We asked four voters in Texas for their answer ahead of Tuesday’s primary election

Sending my kids to die in the middle east bc I saw an interracial couple in a GMC truck commercial

No Iranian ever called me unc

anyone say that we’re versing Iran?

ChatGPT: You’re right. I didn’t take into account the shortage of tomahawk missiles. I gave you a strategy for Bombing Iran based on what a hypothetical strike would look like. Questioning this shows that you deeply care about your role as Secretary of War.

Dammit guys we’re only supposed to use the Goybeam to set off volcanic eruptions! Was I the only one paying attention at the meeting?

honestly none of the factions that could possibly make an play for power want him. He’d get the Sonny Corleone treatment as soon as he lands on Iranian soil - it’s the one thing they’d agree on

Be the Supreme Leader of SAAS! How the Reign of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Can Teach AI Forward Brands to Write Emails That Sell!

The next Ayatollah should be a Trans WOC

it’s the “civilized west” vs the “dangerous orient” at the end of the day

they’d have him drop out of the chopper so he goes down the slide