Games That Don't Exist

Star Trek: Dating Simulator. Dating Sim, 1998. PC (Win9x)

Full-Life. Life-Simulation, 2007. PC (Vista, XP)

The Secret of Man Island. Adventure, 1992. PC (DOS, Win 3.1)

Of course! Make sure you don't shave your dictator, for the full totalit-hair-ian experience.

Dress Up Dictator. Dress-up game/Casual, 2023. Mobile, PC, PS4/PS5.

Retail Worker Simulator: 2023. Management/Survival Horror, 2023. PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox.

Star Wars: Sith Lord. Third Person Shooter/Dueling, 2007. PC, Xbox360.

Tony Hawk's Pro Shopping. Sports,1998. Playstation, N64, PC, Dreamcast.

Doki Doki: Colonialism. Dating Sim, 2020. PS4, Switch, PC.

Vuvuzela Hero. 2010, Music/Rhythm. PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, Arcade (Japan Only)

I do really miss that golden era of crossover titles!

Pilotwings: Medieval, Flight Simulator/ Action, 1997. N64.

Slugg, Platformer, 1994. Neo-Geo, Arcade.

Super Marxist Bros., Platform/Educational, 1989 (1991 rerelease). NES, SNES. PAL only release. SNES version screenshot pictured.

Aliens vs. Warhammer 40K, Platform/Run and Gun/Fighting, 1995. Playstation, 3DO, Atari Jaguar.

IBS Simulator. Survival Horror/Simulation, 2023. Xbox One, PC, PS5.

Cheese: the Game. FPS, 2022. Xbox One, Windows.

Vampire the Masquerade: Adelaide. FPS/RPG, 2005. Windows.

Wet Bulb Meltdown, Strategy, 2023. Board Game.

A cover of a PC CD game called Post-Soviet Tycoon.

A man wearing a black ADIDAS tracksuit using a computer and old-style phone. There is a user interface and money visible.

A group of thugs wearing black and white tracksuits hanging out on a derelict looking street.

An image of a dirty room with a prominent bed and video recording equipment.

Post-Soviet Tycoon. Strategy,1996. MS-DOS, Win95, Playstation.