Being married to me is fun because you get wildly off-key covers of “Just a Friend” with the lyrics rewritten as an ode to a cozy blanket at 11:30pm (sorry not sorry, @mattoztalay.bsky.social)
"the vibes are bad and keep getting worse" explains why so many people are clinging to Heated Rivalry like a life raft
Give Connor Hellebuyck two gold medals.
an incomplete list of people who I am not convinced are allowed to sleep:
- Steve Kornacki during election season
- Mike Tirico during the olympics
- curlers in a round robin tournament
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
Don Lemon is not the only reporter who was arrested by federal agents overnight — local independent journalist Georgia Fort just went live on FB to say federal agents were also at her door to take her into custody over her protest coverage in Minneapolis.
just like we have to actively work on unlearning sexism and and racism and ableism and all sorts of shit it feels like americans also have to unlearn being bad at thinking communally
I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
If you see it you have to stop and watch it.
imagine what Jacob Tierney can do with a budget of THREE friendship bracelets for season 2
I don't know about all of you, but I am finding it difficult to process Venezuela, Greenland, Minneapolis, and the Fed all at once.
will one person just ONE time ask the president what he thinks the phrase “seeking asylum” means in his own words
Hi! It would probably be helpful to plan something offline today. It could be a walk outside, a museum, cooking a meal, a workout, or even a nap.
Remember to breathe, eat food you enjoy, take your meds, and give yourself grace. Maybe lower your shoulders. And try not to doomscroll too much today.
every time I check the news, I regret it and go back to clips of the gay hockey show
There’s an urgent need for blood in the aftermath of the Brown University shooting
If you can give, please do
If you can’t, please spread the word
Its terrifying to think how bad this shooting might be if they need an urgent call for blood, but the more people donating the more lives we can save
👋 it's not AI, I promise!
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
"There are about a thousand of us" is devastating.
graphic of a gold star written "has never even opened ChatGPT"
a screenshot of the Accessibility settings in bluesky. The options shown are: Alt text: - Require alt text before posting - Display larger alt text badges
today's a great day to make sure "require alt text before posting" is enabled in your settings and to continue to make bluesky more accessible and inclusive bsky.app/settings/acc...
It’s too late for this trip, but I picked up some allergy alert cards from Equal Eats in a few languages and really appreciate the peace of mind — highly recommend!
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!
Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!
A meme from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. In the top panel, one man labeled "literally every company" hands a plate labeled "AI" to a man labeled "me." In the bottom panel, the man labeled "me" nonchalantly tosses the plate down the hallway, discarding it with casual disdain while the first man watches.
Time to post it again.
Journalism could use a come from behind win over Internet Advertising and Private Equity.
A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
