I’m telling you. I can be there in 15 minutes with rat traps and peanut butter.
05.03.2026 01:38
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I’m telling you. I can be there in 15 minutes with rat traps and peanut butter.
It's a bit sus that the TMNT set came out, and then a rat chewed up your internet cables. Let me know if you need extra rat traps and some peanut butter.
I can't join his family because we're not in the same country. Fuck you google. Fuck you. Are you fucking serious?
Hosk set up YT premium. He uses a different email for YT than our family group. I can't join his family. Fine. I'll set up a new email. My phone number has been used to set up too many emails because we have 3 kids. I use his phone. He sends me an email to join his family group.
Now if this stupid piece of shit website would just allow me to create a new account to solve the problem, that would be fantastic. Can I talk to a human instead of this phone verification that isn't fucking working or necessary? Fuck.
I don't know why google hates families so damn much that they severely limit how many can be in your family group. You can only be in one family group. Holy fucking hell this is 2026 let me manage my family how I see fit.
Picture of a sunrise over mountains and water with text that says New in BC Permanent Daylight Saving Time starts Sunday March 8.
Every week there’s a new reason why I’m glad we made the move
you are literally the one guy who isn't allowed to complain about this
Of course that’s where things are headed. That’s why I worked so dang hard to immigrate with my family to Canada. That people are just now figuring it out is nuts.
All of our kids have multiple teachers. In the US the emails always had a whole signature block with contact information and the school name etc.
Oh I love that for you!! Puns are so fun!
Maybe they can finally flatten that covid curve 🤷♀️
This is how I found out I’m a transparent. I am going to use this joke forever. I already joke that the kids don’t know how to go straight. This. Is. Gold. Is there a bad jokes book for parents of queer teens? I really need that in my life.
I just looked up current citizenship requirements and as long as they don't change we'll be spending our anniversary filling out our application in 2 years.
Well if the USA had boats landing there 300 years ago I feel like that's some history that no one can argue against.
I guess I won't ask our pharmacist if she's single. 🤣
(Actually I know nothing about her, just that she's very helpful. Since I work midnights I don't see anyone. I email her to ask what she recommends before I fax our doctors for an order.)
So Venezuela ended up not being the hot young thing that trump thought.
But Denmark still has time. Stop letting Greenland dress slutty. Make her look like an ugly old woman, not a teenager that trump wants to rape.
Just have to do something simple like ask chatgpt how to not get raped by trump.
I kinda want to book off for my shift tonight for being American. It’s a special type of sickness where you’re sick of trying to explain America to your coworkers.
Obviously if Denmark had just sold Greenland to trump then he wouldn’t have to go looking for other countries.
Denmark really needs to stop causing so much world chaos.
Yeah but I’ve been drunk all year.
On the plus side. No 100 year old women have called me fat this year 🤣
Yeah I finally got it. I think it makes them more from last year rather than a year old. But I've also spent 20 years on these sorts of jokes and twisting the words every which way. And I also only got about 3 hours of sleep.
The math isn’t mathing
I’ll also add this to my bargaining email. I wait all year for that night. My favorite shift of the year.
I also need worse coworkers who can just suffer if they are short staffed.
No, I’m going to email bargaining and say we need less money when we come in for overtime so that it’s less tempting.
The most tragic thing ever is happening. I worked my last shift for the year. I made all the bad jokes that I love so dearly. I promised not to make people take their meds again this year.
And then the other night nurse booked off.
And I'm going to work. This is awful. Completely devastating.
We have been in Victoria for over a year. Yesterday on our Christmas video chat my parents were asking about how to get here. We listed the places to take a ferry. They were surprised to learn we live on an island. They have our address. We have talked about this before.
Small dog in his dog bed on top of a plastic bin staring at me and sending out hopes and prayers that I will share the carrot I am eating.
A carrot. I’m eating a carrot.
Taco cookies were a huge success with the high school crowd. We will now have to figure out adjusting spices to make them on purpose in the future.
