An important academic update
Halal Truck Mr. Beast
Eldest boy has taken to sending me messages and emails sporadically that look normal but when opened are just Halal Truck Mr. Beast
I was too young to remember the name, but that fish place on Kalamazoo
Kennedy Blair legacy game?
Something inherently artistic about the phrase "Batman's student athletes." It sings to my soul
We should donate it to the Norwegian Biathlon team
I hope someone has introduced this coach to Uma Masume
This is on loop and every time I see the defender just go "aw, fuck it" and pull up I start giggling harder
Show her your cometh in peace face
Maybe they're on the way up, but right now they stink
Dawg what is the SEC doiiiing with all that money
Every month I google "Emma Sears AND1 Mixtape" and every month I'm disappointed
At least they're doing better than Twitter ads for games
This week on DC's Legends of Tomorrow
The winner? Billable hours
Dawg, what
The goalscorers being a list of nwsl dropouts was very funny
Izzy looking to the side wearing the third kit
100% chance of…C O M P O S U R E 🙂↕️
Izzy Rodriguez x #KCBABY
I like it, I may have to snag one if it's not $200 😩
Y'all didn't tell the LLMs about tic tac toe?
Shopping for NWSL warmup kits
It's done weekly on @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark
POV you're about to get junded
If you don't leave milk and cookies for the ref in their locker room, they might not give you any
Sister Minnie is the goat
He'll somehow spend the next 48 hours less drunk than ole Pete
I'm imagining Carson Beck in goalie gear
Same is true for regular power plays, it's just a little less scramble. They both trigger the same part of my brain that enjoys coaching basketball defense
