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Edward G. Robinson's death sentence soliloquy in Two Seconds (1932). Among the rawest Pre-Code movies ever made, like an American La BΓͺte Humaine.

31.12.2025 19:00 πŸ‘ 160 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

Adding to that I love how it's especially almost impossible to safely walk from poorer districts like Watson into richer districts like the city center.

12.01.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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been playing skyrim again

09.11.2025 00:01 πŸ‘ 2310 πŸ” 631 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 3

Every week I make one million dollars on Draft Kings betting that everybody’s gonna have fun out there

16.09.2025 00:29 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.

YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

01.09.2025 17:51 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Let's rock with our cock.

31.08.2025 22:35 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

>commiting charity fraud to the tune of half a mil

21.07.2025 21:46 πŸ‘ 451 πŸ” 189 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

Well yeah of course it was rejected you didn't title it 4our

11.07.2025 15:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why would I ever give up being able to snift something?

10.07.2025 22:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than β€œ18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked β€˜African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”

04.07.2025 01:40 πŸ‘ 32666 πŸ” 9370 πŸ’¬ 371 πŸ“Œ 319

Martin, an Orc: Well boys, looks like meat's back on the menu
Niles, an Elf: Ooh, has the Altura resumed their delightful venison carpaccio?
Frasier, also an Elf: He's talking about eating Hobbits, Niles
N: Hobbits? Oh father, you know they play merry hell with your digestion

01.07.2025 10:48 πŸ‘ 284 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

Also "disco sucks" is one of the greatest lies the white man ever told

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

08.06.2025 18:42 πŸ‘ 237 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
mousegirl-cheerleader on tumblr says: "Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken"

mousegirl-cheerleader on tumblr says: "Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken"

08.05.2025 14:51 πŸ‘ 503 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

If the national guard and ICE and stationing all of their forces in one place that's an incredible sign to Go Somewhere Else to protest

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

08.06.2025 19:13 πŸ‘ 413 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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A visit for #AncientSiteSunday today to the extensive remains of Gortyna, the capital of the Roman province of Creta et Cyrenaica and later the separate Crete. It was mostly destroyed in the 9th century CE

#Archaeology #RomanArchaeology #AncelientBlueSky 🏺

08.06.2025 10:08 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My painting NORTHERN SUMMER SKY

08.06.2025 12:40 πŸ‘ 497 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Personally, I think it would be cool if HBO did a non-sci fi, non-reboot adult show. Something like a realistic multilayered crime show set in Baltimore or Jersey. Or maybe a family drama at a funeral home. Something like that.

02.06.2025 02:13 πŸ‘ 343 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 4
mission motel sign, mt. vernon avenue at orange street, san bernardino, california, 1977

mission motel sign, mt. vernon avenue at orange street, san bernardino, california, 1977

mission motel sign, mt. vernon avenue at orange street, san bernardino, california, 1977

25.05.2025 22:36 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 13

Is this how I find out it's Mabel Dore and not Mabel D'Or

21.05.2025 00:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
stegosaurus statue at town hall, view 2, route 64, dinosaur, colorado, 1991

stegosaurus statue at town hall, view 2, route 64, dinosaur, colorado, 1991

stegosaurus statue at town hall, view 2, route 64, dinosaur, colorado, 1991

15.05.2025 22:36 πŸ‘ 142 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

true peace:

:3

07.05.2025 00:11 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
The slow but very real progression into fascism as charted by the evolution of the LEGO police officer minifigs

And then four pictures of minifigs

The slow but very real progression into fascism as charted by the evolution of the LEGO police officer minifigs And then four pictures of minifigs

05.04.2025 18:59 πŸ‘ 10330 πŸ” 1677 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 53

β€œTurn in you’re gun and badge, John Severance. Your off the force. Your a lose cannon.”

- Commissioner Severance, β€œSeverance”

21.03.2025 14:35 πŸ‘ 3175 πŸ” 334 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 21

Once again, this is NOT A JOKE: Give me unlimited bionanotech startup funding, and I will NOT rest until I have created an ACTUAL basilisk. The fucker will turn you to stone. It will leave a trail of venom as it slithers across the Earth. Only the stink of weasels will ward it off. I AM SERIOUS!

19.03.2025 12:25 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

The app is actually radioactive

19.02.2025 04:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You've done it yet again! This episode was really really cool

11.02.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a man in a suit Alt: The Scatman

I feel like he would've called 'em skeets, and as such I'm gonna call 'em skeets in honour of the Scatman, and if the Scatman can do it so can you, reskeet to honour him

07.02.2025 20:16 πŸ‘ 310 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 5

This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help

01.02.2025 01:45 πŸ‘ 8894 πŸ” 2267 πŸ’¬ 256 πŸ“Œ 101

"Can Trump just kill the federal goverment? Do his EO violent the impoundment act?"

You bolt awake in the East Portico. You are not online. It is March 4, 1869. You are Ulysses S Grant, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The stimulus must be significant

28.01.2025 13:34 πŸ‘ 586 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3