Not That Doctor

If you don't mind moving to the UK sign me up.

And what's this "kinda cute"? Definitely *very* cute 😘

No new shoes yet, I just rotate between different pairs as they each run a different part of my foot. I've also been introduced to Compeed plasters which have proved a godsend.

What are you implying, I could be busy doing housework 🤣

I don't see anything wrong with the corset you currently have 🥰😘

The only thing I see wrong with the photo is that my leash isn't attached to the collar 😈

"Busy" tomorrow, so this evening was my last tracked walking for the week. I've covered 42.98 miles in the first 6 days of March, beating my target of an average of 5 miles a day.

I think my feet are going to be grateful for the break tomorrow. 🤣

Wicked previews of what the rest of the weekend holds in store for you 😈😘

Fun, intelligent, great company, sexy, beautiful, wild, an amazing friend.

And a whole raft of adjectives not for public consumption, but all very positive 😘

Oh my, if it gets better than this I can't wait 🥵😘

Let's Go Hydro: Owner will drain lake if trespassers do not stop swimming The Police Service of Northern Ireland says it is aware of children entering the outdoor facility.

Could he not just release some piranhas into the lake?

Well, it can't be bad, it has Michael Ironside.

A black cat wearing a blue necktie.

Bumped into the dapper kitty I sometimes encounter when out walking, and this time managed to snap a photo 🤗

I'm available to lend a hand (or two) in situations like this 😘

Thank you 🫂

Next step is a panel interview in Oxford next week, don't have a date yet as it depends on when all the necessary people are available.

It's a £5k pay cut, which would be tough enough, but also commuting to Oxford three days a week, a significant expense and getting greater with rising petrol prices.

It's a shame as the job is a good fit for me in many respects, but if I can't survive on what I'm earning it's a non starter.

Good morning 🌞

I've got an online assessment for a job this morning. The assessment shouldn't be a problem, but I have questions about how viable it will be for me to accept the role should I be successful, so some careful thinking will be required.

Glad you're enjoying the new job, although sorry to hear it's being somewhat disruptive on your domestic life 🫂

A butt made to be covered in kisses 😘

Have a fantastic evening!

What did you think of the other X Files spinoff Millennium?

I thought it rather good, although they did rather back themselves into a corner with the majority plot development at the end of the second(?) season.

Indeed.

I enjoyed LGM immensely, but the tonal swing from the pilot to series proper is quite extreme.

Hats off to them for getting Edward Woodward to voice a "talking" chimp.

You're making me feel old.

BBC 2 didn't show the first episode until 1994, the memory is very firmly associated with the first few weeks of my PhD.

The pilot episode of Lone Gunmen was a bit unfortunate though.

I have a feeling my answer to that question is best saved for WhatsApp 😘

No worries, thanks for letting me know. I knew it would be a long shot but no harm taking a punt.

It's the weekend to cum which interests me more 😈 Typo very much intended, I'll have the Guinness Book of Records on speed dial. 😘

If you end up replacing them and the role is remote and suitable for my weird mix of development and/or psychology qualifications give me a shout, currently looking after being made redundant in November.

You provide the butt cheeks and I'll supply the Primula 😘

Just had a call with Talking Therapies, not really sure they've understood what I'm looking for, so not sure if I'm going to avail myself of their service, and even if I do there's a 4 to 5 month waiting list.

Going to have another call with them in a couple of weeks to decide what I'm going to do.