youngmi mayer (@youngmimayer)

soon yi previn our worthless daughter, you are so pretty i'm going to die 우리 쓸데없는 딸내미 이뻐죽겠내

new substack! open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

11.02.2026 13:44 👍 95 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 6

my time with the haenyeo of jeju-island and how korean women are born to be embarrassed by their boyfriend this isn't our first rodeo

for koreans embarrasing bf is nothing new open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

10.11.2025 07:15 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

if you want a signed book fyi yuandmebooks.com/products/978...

06.11.2025 01:38 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

the dog is dying but at least we have the sea monkeys the dog, my son, and control

what the dog doin (dyin) open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

28.10.2025 17:39 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

no one is coming to save you i'm gonna die alone (thank god)

im having a bad day i think open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

26.10.2025 17:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Padma Lakshmi will be joined by some of her funniest friends for her Nov 3 event! Celebrate the launch of Padma’s bold new cookbook with Michelle Buteau, Marie Faustin, Ilana Glazer, @youngmimayer.bsky.social, and Jaboukie Young-White, with special guest Kerry Diamond. bit.ly/45Fn3Iw

22.10.2025 14:30 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

i fucking love making billionaires money everyday bro creating art in time of war

new FREE essay up now open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

25.10.2025 01:54 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

THE WORLD TOUR youngmimayer.com/tickets

17.10.2025 21:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i’m in SAN FRANCISCO NEXT MONTH
tickets: youngmimayer.com/tickets

17.10.2025 01:06 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the pics are behind a paywall 🥺 but here’s a preview

12.10.2025 20:06 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mom's New Boyfriend- a kid's book i wrote that didn't sell about feminism or something who cares so you guys have to look at it now i guess

i wrote a kids book and illustrated it and the title still makes me laugh open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

12.10.2025 20:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

there are only two types of korean women: church and jail the long history of the chaotic korean woman

the reason i’m a fucking chaotic bitch is because i’m korean. new substack open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

10.10.2025 20:14 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Center Yourself (Skunk Room) — The Elysian An audience participation show hosted by Youngmi Mayer where the audience makes the jokes and Youngmi makes the money. Buy Tickets

LA TONIGHT!! IM PERFORMING ONE NOGHT ONLY WITH DYLAN ADLER!! tickets: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/center...

04.10.2025 20:58 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

why are the vibes off right now? it's the fucking AI isn't it everything feels uncanny

open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

03.10.2025 22:32 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you order a personalized signed copy of my book it will come like this order here: www.yuandmebooks.com/products/978...

02.10.2025 17:12 👍 42 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

is your ex a narcissist? new essay up on substack open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

02.10.2025 15:19 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

EVERYONE'S EX IS A NARCISSIST except mine, he's an echo

what is an echo? no one knows open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

30.09.2025 22:07 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How I Overcame My Eating Disorder or Whatever I'm Cured! Do my arms look fat?

somebody come get her she’s posting another substack 🎵 open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

29.09.2025 15:23 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i will be in LA (a threat) tickets: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/center...

29.09.2025 03:04 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

❗IAVA's Kyleanne Hunter drags Pete Hegseth for absolute FILTH and schools us on being a womb-haver in the military.
❗Comedian & author @ymmayer.bsky.social brings the hilarity & the realness of getting an abobo in South Korea and the joy that can ensue.

🎧 All this & MORE! Don’t wait—hit play NOW!

26.09.2025 22:01 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i never dreamt of my wedding, i never dreamt of my death did you guys know you can just wear the dress without getting married

new!!!! and freeeee open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

27.09.2025 21:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Youngmi Mayer: Hairy Butthole Hairy Butthole is a one-person show featuring Youngmi Mayer based on the Korean saying "If you laugh while crying, hair will grow out of your butthole."

i wrote a show based on my memoir and act out parts of it as my grandma and my mom and these are the last shows in nyc!!! publictheater.org/performances...

17.09.2025 11:50 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

omg thank you ♥️♥️

15.09.2025 20:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0