angel

new bit: flinching in google meets whenever someone makes the emoji reaction explode

personal news: i organically said “that’s insider trading” at something harper did while passively watching industry for the past several weeks and then eric said “that’s insider trading”

maybe they keep bullying that monkey because his name is a command. y’all critical thinkers ever consider that one

if the body keeps the score then who’s driving the bus

Breaking News: The Supreme Court struck down President Trump's global tariffs on Friday, handing him a significant loss on an issue crucial to his economic agenda.
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“pleased to announce that we sawed off our arms and legs to better position ourselves to win arm wrestling matches and 100m dashes with competitors”

on punxsutawney phil. i’m not mad at him or anything but how many grams of protein do y’all think he is

i’m back

Rotisserie chicken is cheap, easy and 'slightly medieval.' Why the protein-packed supermarket staple has become a TikTok sensation. Bird is the word: From rotisserie chicken ASMR to fitness-minded meal-planning, the bargain buy has us in its grip.

off work late? hungry, but too tired to cook? try a rotisserie chicken. rotisserie chicken: an easy weeknight dinner. eat it directly out of the bag with your fingers. you will certainly not regret eating a rotisserie chicken

When to drink coffee to cut your risk of heart death Drinking coffee could cut the risk of heart death by one third – but only if you drink it in the morning, a study suggests.

Drinking coffee could cut the risk of heart death by one third – but only if you drink it in the morning, a study suggests.

Research on over 40,000 adults who were tracked for more than a decade found that those who started the day with a cup fared far better than those who drank no coffee.

things i see on my walks

i had the opportunity to do something cringe and the world will end one day. life can be beautiful for now

[taps mic] is this thing on?

day 2 of no poop july we’ve got this 💪🏼🔥

Advice | A baby is crying on your flight. Here’s what to do — and not do. Keep calm, experts say, whether you're the parent or a fellow passenger.

you: yelling about a baby

the baby: (unbothered) googoo gaga
https://www.washingtonpost.com/travel/tips/baby-crying-plane-tips-parents/

dusted kyrsten sinema joe manchin and brett kavanaugh in a foot race with my homies

White bold font with green background reading: "IRS tests free e-filing system that could compete with tax-prep giants. The prototype program developed by the federal government could be available for a small group of taxpayers by January."

The IRS has quietly built its own prototype system to allow Americans to file tax returns digitally and free of charge, according to three current and former agency officials, essentially creating government software that could disrupt the tax-prep industry. https://wapo.st/42X66Fe

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

That town hall last night was no good!

Lots of scary moments, but there's something especially chilling about a room of people laughing at a victim of sexual assault and cheering the abuser on national TV.

Even Eggman's not that evil - that behavior's not normal!

oi bruv wot a day on the pitch for footy innit

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

I was asked yesterday if I was "rocking with the trans community". Let me be super clear - trans rights are human rights, period! I'll always support the trans community!

There's no place in our communities for transphobia, and I'll always call it out when I see it

lfggggggg

had a nice fun cute run today

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Hundreds of pounds of pasta mysteriously appeared in the NJ woods. Cue the puns. “I didn’t expect it to go viral at all,” said community activist Nina Jochnowitz. “I had no idea the global reach of spaghetti.”

if fettuccine shows up in the forest and no one knows how it got there can you still dip garlic bread in it

is there anyone out there who had their sexual awakening to squidward

Judicial activist directed fees to Clarence Thomas’s wife, urged ‘no mention of Ginni’ Leonard Leo told GOP pollster Kellyanne Conway to give the spouse of the Supreme Court justice "another $25,000" and to bill a nonprofit organization called the Judicial Education Project.

A conservative judicial activist arranged for the wife of Justice Clarence Thomas to be paid tens of thousands of dollars for consulting work just over a decade ago, specifying that her name be left off billing paperwork, according to documents reviewed by The Post

big new shoe day for me: docs and ons

Social card that reads: Breaking news: Henry ‘Enrique’ Tarrio and three other Proud Boys found guilty of seditious conspiracy in Jan. 6 attack

ICYMI: Former Proud Boys chairman Henry “Enrique” Tarrio and three other members of the extremist group were found guilty Thursday of seditious conspiracy in the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol.

Read the full story for free: https://wapo.st/42aknhR

What to do if you get attacked by bees? First, run away. Run in a straight line, find an enclosed space and don’t jump in water. Here’s how to stay safe when a swarm of bees attacks.

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