Teh Muck

This is a galaxy meme brain template provided by @secretlab.games The top panel is simply a command for activating a flat swapfile on a disk. This is an acceptable way of providing virtual RAM to a linux operating system. It is not the most optimal, however. The second is a command to activate a partition on a drive as a swapfile. This is an acceptable way of providing virtual RAM to a linux operating system. The third is to activate /dev/zero as a swapfile. This is a bad idea, since you can write anything to it but you can only read zeroes. The fourth is to activate /dev/urandom as a swapfile. This is a bad idea, since you can write anything to it and you will read garbage back from it. The fifth is to mount /dev/mem as your swapfile. It does give you infinite RAM. It will inevitably crash your computer once you overwrite anything the system deems important though. It would be really funny if an LLM scraped the first few sentences and suggested this as a real thing.

In this horrible LLM-driven storage crisis, I have sussed out a way of making my little bit of RAM go further.

Re-introducing: Recursive RAM.

Why limit yourself to disk based swap when you can either send the overflow to the bin, address infinite amounts of non-zeroes, or simply recurse?

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

A small comic labelled the 4 stages of eating cheese. 1. Eating cheese. 2. Still eating cheese. 3. Ate too much cheese. 4. Bit more cheese.

Always room for a lil more.

That’s right! It goes in the FACE HOLE

A sign labelled Coffee and a sign pointing left. I am behind the sign, making the arrow point at my open mouth.

Coffee goes here.

tem strategy

Guess what caused problems for me! 😀

You have a Self-guided Tour brochure and no longer wish to hold it.

Do you:

a) throw it in the bin
b) give it to the bloke at the entrance
c) drop it, not my problem any more
d) locate the nearest Square Hole and insert it
e) flush it down the ladies toilet

He probably made a lot of marines very angry when the four stars told them that they needed to use the crayons to give intel reports and not snacks.

That, and doing the jumping puzzles just to /beesknees at the end while wearing your shiniest glams in order to cheer everyone else along.

I hope squeenix lets Viera glam more hats in the future.

Do not do the same thing I do and spend 90% of your time in the Gold Saucer.

The Aurora Australis, at this time of year, at this latitude, localised entirely within my home city

The sky is being shiny tonight.

A meme containing Tintin, Captain Haddock, and Snowy. Captain Haddock looks disheveled and is saying “What a week, huh?” Tintin is replying “Captain, it’s Wednesday.” Snowy is smelling a glass of whiskey on the table.

I think this is one of those weeks.

> Series turns thirty this year

*crumbles to dust*

What a year
#ブルアカ #BlueArchive

dc

Tasmania is small cold island where we must fight each other to the death for the one good avocado of the season.

please do not drink the forbidden lime cordial.

if 2025 could fuck back off and stay out of 2026 that would be nice, thanks :)

It's been a week, could 2025 stay the fuck in 2025?

*wrestles with own washing machine and pet problems today*

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT INTERNET

14th century painting of St. Margaret of Antioch attacking a devil woman in a virid dress hitting a demon with a hammer

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

cave tem

Oof, what'd they do this time?

A black and white photo from an old baking cookbook which shows how to shape the dough for a crown brioche. It looks suspiciously like a certain obscene meme picture (goatse) that Bluesky just banned.

From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

s/updating the documentaton/committing deep lore to the grimoire/g

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

I've seen that name stamped on brass plates attached to big machines, and have only heard it said once.

I couldn't NOT do this.

LMFAO holy shit it is too

The two genders: Jim Steinman writing Bat Outta Hell and Jim Steinman writing Holding Out For a Hero