Julia wolf, or as I call her, Abby Holliday on Linkin Park
Julia wolf, or as I call her, Abby Holliday on Linkin Park
> @benstiller.redhour.com
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.
good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
2026 nuclear family memeβ featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog
lol at Dan Crenshaw losing
[looks into the other guy]
Ah,
Minnesota is mourning the loss of Sergeant First Class Nicole M. Amor of White Bear Lake who was killed in Kuwait on Sunday.
She answered the call to serve and gave her life in service to our state and nation. Minnesotans are wrapping our arms around her loved ones.
*crossing the streams voice* the Spurs are putting up Dems in Special Elections margins against the Sixers right now
27 seasons of SVU and the greatest thing they have ever done is briefly show the ADA wearing the jersey from the unitβs otherwise unmentioned rec league softball team
Tonightβs dumb napkin cartoonβ¦
Student (walks into my classroom): "You're listening to Mitski? Is everything okay?"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A DUET WITH GRACIE ABRAMS CALLED BADLANDS
more partner reskeeting
could a dying empire do THIS
Me: (logs in, codes a quick website, sends a press request for exclusive interview)
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single living breathing soul:
Mitski: HERE'S AN ALBUM ABOUT MY MOTHERFUCKING CATS
The "espresso martini" brunette hair color trend feels rich, picture of a pretty lady (gracie abrams?) with such hair
Hearing about this new trend. It's called brown hair
Here is my opening statement to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee today.
...which then leads to "they shouldn't live here" which then leads to "they shouldn't exist". π
the line from βthey shouldnβt be allowed to compete in swim meetsβ to βthey shouldnβt be allowed to driveβ is a straight one. itβs a single step.
You ever see something so ENRAGING because you didn't think of it yourself? That's how I feel about this beautiful fucking headline from @shepardcdr.bsky.social kotaku.com/leon-kennedy...
why are any of you watching the State of the Union when you could be walking into a screening of Nirvanna: The Band The Show The Movie right now like I am
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase βCall me Ishmaelβ, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen βHis nameβ
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
I do not regret to inform you that dudes rock
Elizabeth Warren: "This one is to me not even open or arguable. How would the US government keep money that the Supreme Court said it did not legally collect from American businesses, that it did not legally take away from American families that ultimately paid this?"