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Bon viveur, futility enthusiast, founder of Milli Vanilli, compulsive liar. Mastodon: @clownf1st@mastodon.social @clownf1st@dice.camp

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It's One Hit Wonders at the BBC. Some classics / dross 😁

07.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I forget they extended it over the river. Say hello to Mrs P from all of us πŸ‘‹

07.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you on a boat?

07.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bugger. Was hoping you'd fall into my Peter Sarstedt trap 😏

07.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

YES!! I hope @ternfortheworse.bsky.social is watching BBC2 right now

07.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ace 😁
Hope you've had a great day

07.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Glen Baxter, 2019

07.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah memories....

07.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Three panel comic of two people talking. Text reads:
WE INVENTED A ROBOT THAT ANSWERS QUESTIONS
WE JUST HAVE TO FEED IT 10
BABY GIRAFFES A DAY
BUT IT ANSWERS THE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY?
OH MY GOODNESS, NO.
NO NO NO NO NO

Three panel comic of two people talking. Text reads: WE INVENTED A ROBOT THAT ANSWERS QUESTIONS WE JUST HAVE TO FEED IT 10 BABY GIRAFFES A DAY BUT IT ANSWERS THE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY? OH MY GOODNESS, NO. NO NO NO NO NO

This comic is sublime
mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/8081046...

07.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The bitter taste of burnt Rothmans Royals.

07.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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TONIGHT WE HAVE BEEN WATCHING A CLOWN-DISCO.

11.08.2025 15:18 πŸ‘ 386 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 25

The manufactured fear of autism is a for-profit industry that permanently injures and kills children, whether they're autistic or allistic. True believers like Kennedy are convenient and powerful rubes, but none of these are free treatments; it isn't just ignorance and ego that fuels them.

07.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was it you, P? 😁

07.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Saw the Mock Turtles down Portsmouth Poly 90/91. Highlight of the gig was when one bloke jumped up on the stage & started fighting Martin Coogan.
#OneHitWondersAtTheBBC

07.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Guardian headline:
'Waste not...
Limp herbs
Tom Hunt'

Guardian headline: 'Waste not... Limp herbs Tom Hunt'

(Alan Bennett voice) Limp herbs.

07.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Politicians seek meeting with Travelodge CEO after Maidenhead sexual assault case Call for urgent meeting comes after woman was assaulted by man who had been given her key card by hotel staff

I travel alone a huge amount. I never stay in Travelodges because they are always dodgy as hell, but whatever hotel I’m in I lock the door at night. I shouldn’t have to. I was followed back to my room a couple of weeks ago, have been propositioned in lifts, etc. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

07.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5
A yellow sign with black writing which reads Herefordshire rural watch with a pictogram of a black scarecrow with yellow eyes and a crow on its hat.
The sign is on a wooden fence with a churchyard and blue sky just visible behind it

A yellow sign with black writing which reads Herefordshire rural watch with a pictogram of a black scarecrow with yellow eyes and a crow on its hat. The sign is on a wooden fence with a churchyard and blue sky just visible behind it

Herefordshire rural watch is folk horror

06.03.2026 09:43 πŸ‘ 213 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 7
back view of a husky's head. he's watching Jed the wolf dog at the start of John Carpenter's The Thing.

back view of a husky's head. he's watching Jed the wolf dog at the start of John Carpenter's The Thing.

full screen view of the Thing/dog standing in the snow. there are replica smilodon and human skulls visible in the light from the tv screen.

full screen view of the Thing/dog standing in the snow. there are replica smilodon and human skulls visible in the light from the tv screen.

the Arrow Special Edition blu ray box for The Thing, including posters, boom, lobby cards as well as the fisc case itself.

the Arrow Special Edition blu ray box for The Thing, including posters, boom, lobby cards as well as the fisc case itself.

teaching my son the story of his people

07.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah.... The referee's decision is final(ish)

07.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New Footage Shows Wanted Kinahan Cartel Kingpins Post-Sanctions - bellingcat Daniel and Christy Kinahan have been photographed in Dubai, marking the most recent sighting of the wanted crime bosses since the US levied sanctions against the cartel.

New footage analysed by Bellingcat shows two of the world’s most wanted crime figures, Christy and Daniel Kinahan, appearing openly at a mixed martial arts event in Dubai, despite US sanctions and multimillion-dollar rewards for information leading to their arrest.
www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/03...

07.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 414 πŸ” 182 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 14
β€œBe kind, be involved, believe in your art,” he said. β€œAt a time when people tell you art is not important, that is always the prelude to fascism. When they tell you it doesn’t matter, when they tell you a fucking app can do art you say, if it’s that important, why the fuck do they want it so bad? The answer is because they think they can debase everything that makes us a little better, a little more human. And that, in my book, and in my life, includes monsters.”

β€œBe kind, be involved, believe in your art,” he said. β€œAt a time when people tell you art is not important, that is always the prelude to fascism. When they tell you it doesn’t matter, when they tell you a fucking app can do art you say, if it’s that important, why the fuck do they want it so bad? The answer is because they think they can debase everything that makes us a little better, a little more human. And that, in my book, and in my life, includes monsters.”

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

05.01.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 18985 πŸ” 7461 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 76

Did you check them for feral tanks?

07.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A copy of wyrd science with a pair of googly eyes and a big mouth stick on it

A copy of wyrd science with a pair of googly eyes and a big mouth stick on it

Oh no, top cognitive and brain science researchers at Wyrd Science Inc. believe that Wyrd Science, the best tabletop game magazine in the world, may have developed consciousness & all this β€˜print is dead’ talk is making it anxious

Maybe you should buy a copy so this little chap doesn’t feel so sad

07.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love Clyde's expression. Terror beneath the smile.

07.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope it was line caught

07.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Great Chas & Dave b-side

07.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of those would be great for my supermarket shop

07.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The State of the Art by Iain M Banks - BBC Sounds A spaceship arrives on Earth and finds a planet obsessed with alien concepts like 'money'.

My BBC Radio 4 adaptation of Iain M. Banks' The State of the Art can now be found and played here: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

07.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 211 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6
Undiscovered First
Undiscovered First YouTube video by Feist - Topic

This is quite sonically inventive. Dial it up, trust me, it's a trip. youtu.be/oZFFiY8XjXI?...

07.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a person is cutting a pie with a yellow knife ALT: a person is cutting a pie with a yellow knife
07.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0