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It is absolutely fucking insane that Jeff Speakman's wikipedia page does not mention "Stop With The Kicking."

04.03.2026 01:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No one learned the right lessons from Animal House, least of all America's dads.

22.02.2026 23:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I also guessed "Incomitant", not that I had the vaguest dream of a notion what it means.

22.02.2026 02:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do people refer to CB4 as “Spinal Rap?”

02.02.2026 13:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm about 2/3 into my first time reading Sharp Objects by @gillianflynn.bsky.social and I'm hoping you find out that the town is a Silent Hill and everything is just a nightmare made of horror and shame and I pray for the main character to wake up from it. It's very good.

29.01.2026 18:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've been Chad-pilled for a long time now. Being a NJ/NY-raised child of new age super-libs, I knew my mom grew up in Minnesota but her inherent sweetness didn't prepare me for the realization of what an amazing place it is. I have so much love for Chad, his family and mine, and all the protectors.

27.01.2026 13:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is there such a thing as a director who made a movie that got nominated for best picture and they were like, "oh, no, my movie is bad?" I feel like more than half of best picture noms should be wake-up calls and immediately trigger a critical re-count.

23.01.2026 12:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What I hear is that ultimately you don't think the democrats are going to be able to do anything and you're ok with that.

22.01.2026 12:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

what's crazy is that bicycles don't even need electricity what is he doing

20.01.2026 12:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Charlie Kirk at a Turning Point USA event. The caption says "THERE IS ONLY ONE HOUR OF OCYGEN LEFT ON THE TITAN SUBMERSIBLE." An inset picture shows Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the 2022 Oscars

Charlie Kirk at a Turning Point USA event. The caption says "THERE IS ONLY ONE HOUR OF OCYGEN LEFT ON THE TITAN SUBMERSIBLE." An inset picture shows Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the 2022 Oscars

been staring at this image on and off all day

15.01.2026 23:55 👍 2278 🔁 377 💬 38 📌 9

what difference does it make, they're letting him do whatever he wants. doesn't really matter why

12.01.2026 11:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just this past fall, had a short exchange with P!NK about how amazing the Wilkins Farm bakery smelled.

29.12.2025 16:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
The Supermarket Superstardom of Marty the Stop & Shop Robot Inside the accidental fame of Stop & Shop’s slow-rolling sensation.

www.bostonmagazine.com/news/2024/09...

29.12.2025 16:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Made a judgement call when I was picking up my kid from a friend's house and said "your son looks like Mark Arm from Mudhoney." He said "that's the exact person I said that he looks like." When a dude has a drum set in his house, you know what type of shit you can say to him.

29.12.2025 01:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bowen Yang, most overrated SNL cast member of all time, even if you think he was great. Embraced his tokenism like no other. The anti-Eddie. It's scary out there, Bowen. Gay people aren't that special outside of venerable white boy clubs like SNL. Good luck.

21.12.2025 19:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm all for dumping Elon Musk in a latrine but I have driven Jeeps and Teslas and the Teslas have never given me any problems. The Jeep was a nightmare. The electric system died after a year and the rearview mirror FELL OFF. Maybe people are review bombing? Or maybe explosions hurt the average.

16.12.2025 13:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

he admit it

07.12.2025 18:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Hello dere, dere."

06.12.2025 00:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

High level malarky from a putative normie

06.12.2025 00:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Delightful! ...But- the term "eponymous?" ... Murphy.

Alex Murphy.

04.12.2025 11:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...

I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...

02.12.2025 14:43 👍 2179 🔁 598 💬 46 📌 68

But the title has to be changed to like, what the guy's name is, or maybe "humdrum" or something

01.12.2025 02:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I straight-up fell asleep. There's nothing there, it's a failure of an idea to begin with and impossible to do right.

25.11.2025 01:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In tribute to the shame expressed here, I will again admit that when insane New York City delivery service Kozmo.com went out of business, I still possessed a rental copy of "Summer School" on VHS that I had never bothered to return to them.

08.11.2025 17:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You eat one of those gas station pre-made packaged sandwiches under a heat lamp and tell me bodegas aren't special.

04.11.2025 15:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But they have griddles and sometimes cats and are open 24 hours. One time in the late 90s I went to one and it had Haagen-Dasz pear sorbet. PEAR SORBET. It's like it manifested just for me. Never again.

04.11.2025 15:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just took this recommendation to the bank. the crypto bank, where I was immediately swindled. I had $12.22 left which I used to buy this audiobook

14.10.2025 17:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finally we can see a glimpse of the world's most elusive mute.

29.09.2025 11:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just looked, Simmons has one adaptation, The Terror. One.

10.09.2025 00:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Leave it to David Sirota to take the bullet of lib reactions to this take, applaud this man

05.09.2025 00:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0