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The Dolores Claiborne of BlueSky. ๐ŸŒ’ DC = ๐Ÿ 

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It's so pretty. ๐Ÿฅน

11.03.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

11.03.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
if you saw the other attempts no you did not. Can this site not flag things that arenโ€™t inappropriate. Men kissing isnโ€™t suggestive. Gay isnโ€™t inappropriate!!!!

if you saw the other attempts no you did not. Can this site not flag things that arenโ€™t inappropriate. Men kissing isnโ€™t suggestive. Gay isnโ€™t inappropriate!!!!

listening to kacey musgraves

11.03.2026 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 52 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bloodwork came back โ€” testosterone is healthy and fine but Iโ€™ve bottom-starved myself into being anemic, so thereโ€™s that. โœŒ๐Ÿพ

11.03.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*sucks out all your mana*

11.03.2026 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a top but yes. ha.

11.03.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's try to find one together

11.03.2026 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 01:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yโ€™all ever get so hungry ya eat a butt? ๐Ÿค”

10.03.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tummy Tuesday!

10.03.2026 23:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The biggest leopard of them all you love to see it

10.03.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So I know the world is literally on fire, but this bears attention and scrutiny too. A functioning Congress would subpoena everyone involved and ask why theyโ€™re exceeding statutory authority for these bs investigations to lay groundwork to delegitimize future elections in the United States.

10.03.2026 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t wait for my first post saying Iโ€™m getting *distorted face* tonight

10.03.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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stance people make on cctv videos of them popping their pants at the grocery store

10.03.2026 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

i would like to rest my head there tbh

10.03.2026 17:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Would you wrestle with your lil bro?

09.03.2026 12:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 802 ๐Ÿ” 42 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

All About Eve (1950), dir. Joseph L. Mankiewicz

10.03.2026 13:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he has a certain sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜

10.03.2026 13:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy 32nd birthday to the iconic Bad Bunny.

10.03.2026 04:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 359 ๐Ÿ” 60 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

My home growing up had an electric stove so I thought Sylvia Plath fucking cooked her head for way too long.

10.03.2026 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DelMarVa would be a beautiful name for a girl.

10.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿคญ

09.03.2026 22:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Soccer. I need the leg and butt content to continue.

09.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They were roommates!

09.03.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Winter bulk almost done :)

09.03.2026 18:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 137 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Four Favorites with Kim Gordon ๐ŸŽธ

Kim Gordon's third solo album Play Me is out this Friday. The tenth anniversary edition of her memoir Girl In A Band is out now.

09.03.2026 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 131 ๐Ÿ” 23 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I talk to people outside.

09.03.2026 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 5854 ๐Ÿ” 342 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 306 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
"The presidentโ€™s bulging cankles have tested the limits of his Florsheims."

"The presidentโ€™s bulging cankles have tested the limits of his Florsheims."

A+ photo description from the Daily Beast

09.03.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the pain of getting home from thrifting only to find out that cute shirt you found in your favorite color actually does NOT fit

09.03.2026 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 42 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0