So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.
Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72
“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
Nice. Supposedly it's not as good under the current owners, I haven't been there in a year or two.
WOW. Not sure how you came across it but I've eaten here multiple times. It's changed owners a bunch but at one point it had the best burgers in the area 🤣
A mysterious shortwave radio station is broadcasting strings of numbers in Farsi. open.substack.com/pub/theicema...
I'd be more upset but this is the cheapest hobby I have 😭
bsky.app/profile/fuzz...
My playtime in satisfactory as of March 2026
Yeeeeah.... I've never found anything that tickles the brain juices like this.
I have dreams about it.
It's bad.
Oh heck no.
I built one reactor just to try it out and it's such a messy PITA
It's really the only way to go! Running 100+ power plants on a single pipe never stops being hilarious to me
@dizfoley.bsky.social
Heeeeey Diiiiiiz.....
You see they finally got it running? youtu.be/l4UojrvowGU
Dozens and dozens of fuel burning power plants stretching off as far as the eye can see
Finally, I have enough power
restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-
jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga
salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
A meme about taking things too far from like 15 years ago. Sigh. Does anyone actually read the alt text? Sometimes I wonder if these alt texts are really just feeding the AI's that scrape bluesky. Maybe we should start putting the wrong descriptions in the alt texts and see who notices? I don't know. It's kind incredible how many characters you can put in the alt text, it vastly exceeds the number of characters you can put into a post. Anyways, sorry, I'm really tired and had too much wine with dinner and I'm sorta depressed, but I don't really see any way to make things better without pushing myself beyond the energy levels I have at this age. I think some times I should take some serious time off but I'm afraid it might somehow lead to me being fired. I hate that preserving your own well being somehow became a luxury. Sorry I'm rambling, you're probably just here for the memes or something. Appreciate it though. Thanks for coming along for this ride.
News today be like
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
A sign reading "Max Fart 5"
"JOHNSON! How did the crew like the new manslop cereal formula??"
"Sir! It's caused extreme gastric distress!"
"That's terrible Johnson, set condition to MaxFart 5!"
We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.
Much easier to just watch videos of people who figured out how to make it work 😂
A Twitter post describing how a hashtag used for artwork and drawings triggered a botnet
Dan, I think you've triggered a botnet and most of those replies aren't from real people. Seen it haopen before.
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Grappling with authors who's work I appreciated being terrible people has really bent me the last couple years. The hardest being Gaiman, but also Asimov, Heinlein, and now Simmons.
I feel like so many of the cues were simply lost on me as a younger person.
Having only ever read the Hyperion cantos and even that being quite a ways back, I was dismayed to learn this week that Dan Simmons was largely a shitbag.
The word count box from a word document
You've got me beat. I hadn't written anything outside of work in a year or two but some combination of the sun coming out and the start of WW3 made the words come out.
C'mon over here boy, have a cigar
"I tolerate a lot but not lactose"
That would end badly for everyone involved.
The crow of judgment. It looks at you intensely, as if judging
The soon cow. A cow, hiding in leafy greens, with the word soon under it
🐮
A red corvette in traffic
Oh no.
I've reached the age where I see a corvette and traffic and think "that could be fun"
In a nice shade of vermilion.
