keta

kay its so dangerous and it was so far off my radar i don’t know what to do with myself i’m so frustrated

little place in scotland

yet to happen in the other place with pale men i’ve spent plenty of time in why

i am very good at getting a man to kiss me and make him think it was all his idea, don’t worry

my indian persian culturally-nigerian ancestors are rolling in their graves, i am hot for pale british men in long coats who speak funny

friends i am Distraught to admit i find the glaswegian accent … attractive?

it’s infuriating how well it works

who do you support holy

it’s just rude that i’m expected to leave my bed when this is the view

ben, well done

i’m trying so hard 😔

mum once described the “work” of relationships as that of cooking your favourite meal - perhaps taxing, definitely joyful (and fragrant!), and for the love of god clean as you go

my indian parents will be satisfied

here’s an older one for extra credit

sorry for the tardy homework pls forgive me

💯

alors riddle me this - what is so “grapey” about a grapefruit

someone should be i’m glad you are

woah the spanish missionaries adopted the structural elements as a symbol for the last days of Jesus - radial filaments as the crown of thorns !

orange definitely pretty orange

hi fly

my love, pls say more

forgive me but i don’t think passion fruit lives up to its name

YES lan for president

e be careful i get so sad when they die

chris can you imagine a field of ketas

snuggle snuggle

how did you sleep beasty?

it smells so so yucky tho

i worry i can’t quite pull off dreadlocks,,,,