So ... armor of Hellfire?
So ... armor of Hellfire?
There's always the Voynich manuscript
Reminds me of slave patrols destroying freedom papers
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross."
They forgot to tell us that *both* the cross and the flag are on fire
CeΓ§i n'est pas un cube
Posts I'd like to see:
πI saw a nice mushroom
πHere's the crazy history of hippos
πMy farm of exotic animals all behave exactly as you think
Posts I get instead:
π‘Satan is now king & all the worst people think he's great
π€¬Putin makes up a new word for Anschluss
π€¬No Healthcare for you or you or you
Alt txt, Hillary
I think about the Mayan calendar a lot like this
I cannot
Cerberus, a black and white cow cat, lies back to back to Pholonious, a tuxedo cat who appears all black here. Pholonious looks over his shoulder at the camera, while Cerb seems to be doing a version of Zoolander's "Blue Steel"
The boys release their album cover
My mother has been consistently salty about this since 1973
There is no emoji for how I feel about this
Came here for this
Any suggestions?
They're mostly Russian skaters, which is why we're not seeing them this time
Miss Sugars, a Siamese cat, curls up into a cinnamon bun shape on top of a flowered comforter
Miss Sugars is singing in her sleep. We call it "hoodling," because that's what it sounds like
Hoooooo dl hooooo dl
Bitch be waving her calipers
in the 80s, I had just started a job. One day, everybody but Damien & me had these little smudges on their heads
"What did I miss?"
So Damien explains
"I feel kinda left out" I joked
"Don't, here" Damien said & jammed his thumb in the ashtray. He anointed the both of us.
HIS NAME WAS DAMIEN
Dude is looking * r a g g e d *
NUH UH
YEAH HUH
Jai Alai
You'd think that would be the otters
An armed robber in my bedroom?
Just gimme a minute to dig this knife out of the drywall... just one more sec... maybe you could put that down and gimme a hand here...
I SWEAR I'M COOL
Mia Hamm
I'm concerned...
Say what you want about Huey Long--and people do--in the 1920s he was ferociously opposed to *millionaires* existing.
Imagine if he had succeeded with his legislation then
When I lived there, we called them "Leanderthals"
Especially since vitiligo does not cause excessive rhinoplasties