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Ayatollah this ayatollah that, has ayatollah thatta I love ya

Rubber hand on a cork with a flamingo on it

Rate my creation

Imagine if pints were good for you

My uncle gave us a nice 11 year old bottle of boutelle and we're going to Paris next weekend so that's going to be my personality for the next few weeks.

I'm seeing a lot of BAFTA chat from across the pond, a lot of which is a man is getting attacked for his disability. it's no surprise that the states has a massive mental health and homelessness crisis if they're a unable to act rationally about anything.

Andor screen clip

How I feel cleaning the house and leaving my wife alone in the house for a week

A fake egg with Slut written on it

This is the type of stuff you find after your gay friends were over

Rotterdam should be called the City of Angles

People are getting annoyed at unisex toilets but not train toilets. Those are the real pervert toilets, they only hint that they're locked. Absolutely chaos. Let's redirect our anger.

I need a foreman

It turns out that all those projects that you say you'll get done when you don't have work actually don't get done.

Kathleen implies there's a larger Kath

Going to invent Eskimo smooching where you get all up in and snotty in each other's nostrils

Going up to random people on the Dublin-Drogheda intercity and trainsplaining Japan to them

I'm a big fan of the under-appreciated question mark. It's cool what we have our own squiggly that changes the make up of the sentence.

I absolutely hate being 36. 35 is a whimsical extension of your late 20s. 36 is undeniably 40.

If I was them I wouldn't do that

CMAT is better than those kids. #toyshow

I don't trust that wee fella called Aryan wearing a uniform 👁️ 👁️ #toyshow

Nice haircut and jeans child #toyshow

Yeh fair play Nyla. I trust in you for this country #toyshow

Learn to drive Rhys #toyshow

Look at this wee idiot in the tractor #toyshow

Note:I like my friend's children, not TV superstars

Why am I watching this, I hate children #toyshow

Can't wait until you have adult teeth niall #toyshow

I had Minecraft before you were born you posers #toyshow

That Shay child is going to be a nightmare in school, I can tell #toyshow

Can't wait to see Shay behind bars the massive creep #toyshow

Sing a RA song you wee turncoats #toyshow