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Patrick Damp

@synonymforwet

Writer in Pittsburgh. Co-host of Locked On Penguins. Purveyor of nonsense who speaks only for himself. I yell about sports and WWE too much.

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Like extremely the time and place lmao

06.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bro said "darling" with the hard-R

06.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Say "I told you so" queen.

06.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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there are a large number of ways in which the republican party is learning, apparently for the first time, that your adversary gets a vote

06.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 428 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3
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Well done, gang. @unrulybeef.bsky.social @mport25.bsky.social

06.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

3:00!!! NO MORE TRADES!!!!

06.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Getting googly eyes because you’re better than expected and leveraging what could be a very bright future for the here and now is how these rebuilds fail.

Maybe you get some small short-term help, but the big swing would be incredibly stupid.

06.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just going to burn a take ahead of us recording Locked On.

Last night’s game and a possible Geno suspension should NOT in any way, shape or form change Dubas’s deadline plan.

This year has been house money. You were supposed to be bad, you aren’t. You have picks, prospects, and cap space.

06.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, congrats to whoever comes out of the west on their impending Stanley Cup victory over Tampa!

06.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YINZ KNOW HES FROM ERE! HE WONA GOLD MEDAL DAHN ITALY!

06.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have the Penguins traded Crosby for a scoring winger for Crosby yet?

06.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you have to ask whether your doctor or that guy on the internet are similar….that’s 100% a you problem

06.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We are not "drowning in medical misinformation." The people equipped to provide medical information (doctors) all recommend one thing while people that aren't at all qualified like RFK say another. If this is a difficult information environment for you, you are just a moron

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They said it couldnt be done but the haters and losers dont grasp what an S tier fuck up a guy like Donald Trump is

06.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wow, he already said it himself. Make it happen. One more Cup for 8.

06.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just think they’re being selfish and holding onto an era that’s been over. It’s time, Washington. Send him to play with his friend Kaprizov in Minnesota!

06.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

After the Carlson trade, with Ovechkin in the final year of his deal, and the Caps not being in the playoffs (plus not getting past the second round since 2018), they probably owe it to hockey to trade him to a contender.

06.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

I’m sure he’s texting his pal Sean Parnell to give him advice on how Trump can soften his tone.

06.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

have noted this before but want to again emphasize that us Tattoo Havers can tell you only certain shops would have totenkopfs and they are going to be surrounded by other nazi symbols that you will in fact easily recognize

06.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 188 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

There’s a woman on the other site who is the president of the Allegheny County Council of Republican Women who is in the middle of a multi-day meltdown because a PRT staffer blocked her.

I’d say snowflake/cancel culture/whatever but it’s just genuinely funny how in her feelings she is over it.

06.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guess it’s time to make some β€œI did that!” stickers with Trump’s shriveled up hand!

06.03.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Damn this reverse angle of Malkin’s penalty is wild.

06.03.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate, HATE, blaming officiating, but the Penguins got screwed tonight.

The Malkin penalty was correct and deserved, but between the denied challenge and the soft call on Kindel that made it 3-1, completely shafted.

06.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, if you’re gonna kick Malkin out for a very obvious intent to injure penalty, Malenstyn should probably be booted for an elbow to Wotherspoon’s neck, driving his head into the glass, but, y’know, NHL

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