Phe 🖤

While I'm maintaining. Will keep you updated when the bulk starts, haha 🐶

A couple of chickens 😎😂

If you look into a mirror and say "snacks and cuddles" three times while turning the light off and on again, I will appear 🐶

Somebody told me that lip biting was hot. As it turns out, it's not for everyone 😂😂

Me when a heavy bass metal song comes on during a workout: "ahhh, grr, I'm gonna lift the thing" 😑

Me when a slightly melancholic song with piano or violin comes on: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 😭

Still 270lbs, still very slowly taking off body fat with a recomp before my next bulk 🥰

On Wednesday we serve thigh and tush 🫡

I forgot I quickly took this when the gym was empty the other day. Just a silly lil guy picking up his things and putting them down again 🐶

They sit pretty on chest day 🥹🥰

I'm smiling, but I ate about 40 spicy chicken wings as a cheat meal last night and I fear what's coming 🙃

Still growing, still can't pose for shit 😎👍

Month and a half of piss takingly slow cut/maintenance before I bulk again 🐶

Been planning my nutrition for my bulk/cut cycle for the rest of the year. Last phase of my bulk will have me on 10,041 calories a day. I will be a very chonky boy this autumn 🐶😂

Me and Mr Sheeb the shiba have finally finished a Lego set

Nearly threw up while doing squats to failure, but didn't. Great success 😎👍 haha

I like to call it the "begging to be taken for walkies to begging to be taken for waddles" pipeline 🐶

Yesssss, team leaf bird 😎💪

I love birds and grass types so was sold on them already when they showed just the back of it's head 😂👌

Alright, it's time to lockdown my budgeting.

-gets paid-
-buys a 22 year old re-release of a 30 year old remake-

Fuck.

Me: why do I need a CPAP machine, surely there can't be that much pressure on my neck when I lay down

Also me:

😭😂

Preacher curled 70kg for 6 reps on my last set, and now I can't feel my arms 🙃

Not sure why I thought zenless was spelled with an "x"

I have an unhealthy obsession with komano manato and I don't even play xenless zone zero. Buff dog boys. fjfnejdbdjdbwiwkdxnxdn.

Sometimes I accidentally catch my own reflection in my peripheral vision before I've realised it's a reflection, so the body dysmorphia hasn't had a chance to kick in, and I think "Holy shit that guy is gigantic". Then I realise and it's like instantly gaining 80lbs and I'm like "THE FUCK!?" 😂😱

Absolute waddley scenes at the gym this morning 🐶😂

Working on getting each pec to be the size of my head 🫡

Two months of cutting 🐶

I ACHE 😭😂

POV: He got into the protein powder again 🐶😂

Getting a pep in your step is great, but forcing yourself to grow until you have a waddle in your step is even better 🐶