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Mister Failed Dodge

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I post about toy soldiers here. Warhammer Fantasy/The Old World and Blood Bowl, mainly, but occasionally other games too. Bit unusual but means well. He/Him.

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A Drow holding an axe and smiling at it in an insane way.

A Drow holding an axe and smiling at it in an insane way.

I'm told that the blade itself incites to deeds of violence

23.02.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1040 πŸ” 210 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 1
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A quirk of a low sample size: In the 3 months of #bloodbowl 3rd season edition, the most popular played race was Orcs. And they're pretty good, having the 5th highest win-rate. The best team *against* Orcs has been .... Halflings!

23.02.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I finished my Casket of Souls. My Tomb Kings army is officially finished.

18.02.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You could probably also imagine a fourth option alongside these, which is that mercenary/Dogs of War armies are a *far* more common sight in Bretonnia than is reflected in the game itself. One doesn't boast of hiring Tileans to do your fighting for you, but it happens...

16.02.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Been watching a fair bit of Mordheim stuff recently, trying to get a sense of it - I dunno, I think I'd better be careful here or this could easily become a new money-sink for me!

15.02.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Pricemaster saying yes to a check for $18,000

The Pricemaster saying yes to a check for $18,000

Pricemaster tribute for the 25th anniversary yesterday

11.02.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 424 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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2000pts of Tomb Kings fully painted. Now to learn the rules and find an opponent.

08.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
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This is my unit submission for Squidmar Open 2025. Hoping to paint a few more boys in 2026!

#orcsandgoblins #paintingwarhammer #miniaturepainting #warhammercommunity #warhammertheoldworld

05.02.2026 08:39 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Necromantic and Lizardmen players square off on the line of scrimmage, blood bowl fans roaring in the stands as they do so.

Necromantic and Lizardmen players square off on the line of scrimmage, blood bowl fans roaring in the stands as they do so.

The Hel Fenn Howlers' great start to the BBBL has come to a sharp end, as the Rainbow Raptors chewed them up and spit them out for a 2-0 win. Worse, Sparkplug (Flesh Golem, 1) will be missing next game as he gets stitched back together!

Still, the season's only begun - we go again...

#bloodbowl

04.02.2026 10:41 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Looking for work! New month, new insane expenses in broken Britain!

Space marine commissions from Β£150!
Lo-Fi artwork -if you have a small project, game or RPG that doesn't need glossy finished art, I can do pencil ,pen & Ink art, probably within your budget!

Get in touch here or on my website!

02.02.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 207 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
The ultimate Tomb Kings cage, a thrower surrounded by four burly Tomb Guardians

The ultimate Tomb Kings cage, a thrower surrounded by four burly Tomb Guardians

Tomb Kings and orcs scrap it out in game 2 - a 1-0 win for the Nehekharans

Tomb Kings and orcs scrap it out in game 2 - a 1-0 win for the Nehekharans

The Tomb Guardians finally meet someone stronger than they are, in the form of a treeman - a 2-0 loss to an Old World Alliance team.

The Tomb Guardians finally meet someone stronger than they are, in the form of a treeman - a 2-0 loss to an Old World Alliance team.

Amazons furiously try to prevent the advance of a Tomb King rolling cage - 1-1 in the end.

Amazons furiously try to prevent the advance of a Tomb King rolling cage - 1-1 in the end.

This Saturday just gone, I attended the BBBL Winter Classic! Tomb Kings are very different to my usual style of team, but my Lybaras Cobras did OK in the end - a perfectly statistical 1-1-1 ratio of results. Definitely a fun one!

#bloodbowl #warhammercommunity

02.02.2026 10:22 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Loving my latest project; Warhammer Bretonnians. This is my converted Lord on Hippogryph, Lord Reynald de l’Aiguille, riding AubΓ©claw from the province of Parravon.

#warhammercommunity #bretonnians #warhammerfantasy

27.01.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Part 2 of my Warhammer Bretonnians project, a full unit of Knights of the Realm. Really fun to do the individual heraldry on these and already planning out the second unit!

#warhammercommunity #brettonians #warhammerfantasy

27.01.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bretonian Squire

Bretonian Squire

Also Bretonian Squire

Also Bretonian Squire

Plucky Number 7

Plucky Number 7

Test model finished for my new Bretonian Blood Bowl team β€˜Grail Madrid’. Meet Guinevere.

27.01.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Minneapolis live: Family of man shot dead by federal agent ask for 'truth' as senator calls for investigation Federal authorities claim Alex Pretti was a

His back to the agents, Pretti pockets his phone and begins to help the woman on the floor. An agent continues spraying [pepper] in his direction, while other agents rush towards them.

They drag Pretti away from the woman he was attempting to help, and several agents wrestle him to the floor.

25.01.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Necromantic attack occurs, as Undead players force their way up the pitch in the face of a dogged Skaven defence.

A Necromantic attack occurs, as Undead players force their way up the pitch in the face of a dogged Skaven defence.

The Skaven bunch up to protect the gutter runner carrying the ball.

The Skaven bunch up to protect the gutter runner carrying the ball.

A scoreline for a blood bowl game. Thr team on the left has scored three touchdowns, the team on the right has scored one.

A scoreline for a blood bowl game. Thr team on the left has scored three touchdowns, the team on the right has scored one.

A second storming win for the Hel Fenn Howlers! With three touchdowns to one, the undead have seen off Skaven hopefuls "Man I Love Frogs" to claim all three points. More serious tests are on the horizon, however...

#bloodbowl #warhammercommunity

23.01.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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And attached… just a banner pole left to do

19.01.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Bretonnian model for Blood Bowl. Front view.

Bretonnian model for Blood Bowl. Front view.

Bretonnian model for Blood Bowl. Side view.

Bretonnian model for Blood Bowl. Side view.

Bretonnian model for Blood Bowl. Back view.

Bretonnian model for Blood Bowl. Back view.

Bretonnian model for Blood Bowl. Front view.

Bretonnian model for Blood Bowl. Front view.

My first Bretonnian model for Blood Bowl is finished! Pretty happy with how it came out!

#bloodbowl

18.01.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bretonnians and Tomb Kings scrap on the gridiron. Roughly a third of the Tomb Kings are painted, in a fetching gold-and-teal design.

Bretonnians and Tomb Kings scrap on the gridiron. Roughly a third of the Tomb Kings are painted, in a fetching gold-and-teal design.

The same scrap, but from an over the shoulder POV as an angry Tomb Guardian looks on.

The same scrap, but from an over the shoulder POV as an angry Tomb Guardian looks on.

A cracking half of Blood Bowl, courtesy of the ever-pleasant @fwalkerrpgdev.bsky.social!

Slowly, but surely, the grip of the game of kings is spreading...

18.01.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No wonder - that's an extraordinarily long period of consistent play!

10.01.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Gary, an unfortunate orc thrower, who died in the very first turn of werewolf-related injuries.

Gary, an unfortunate orc thrower, who died in the very first turn of werewolf-related injuries.

Although the orcs didn't have it all their own way, casualty-wise - spare a thought for Gary, an orc thrower killed in turn 1 by the very first werewolf blitz of the season...

08.01.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Necromantic players face down a large, angry-looking line of Orc players on the Blood Bowl gridiron.

Necromantic players face down a large, angry-looking line of Orc players on the Blood Bowl gridiron.

The same view as the first picture, but from the POV of the orcs.

The same view as the first picture, but from the POV of the orcs.

A troll bellows in frustration as the ghoul runner makes a run for the end zone, protected by a werewolf blitzer.

A troll bellows in frustration as the ghoul runner makes a run for the end zone, protected by a werewolf blitzer.

A storming start to the BBBL Season XIII for the Hel Fenn Howlers!

An authoritative 2-0 win against Da Savage Boyz is just the start to the Howlers' campaign that they'd want, although Spareleg (2, flesh golem) will be missing their next fixture due to injury.

#bloodbowl #WarhammerCommunity

08.01.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Hel Fenn Howlers, a Necromantic team, sitting snugly in their carry-case all ready for BBBL Season 13.

The Hel Fenn Howlers, a Necromantic team, sitting snugly in their carry-case all ready for BBBL Season 13.

All packed and ready for BBBL Season XIII!

Having met with initial success under the old rules, the Hel Fenn Howlers will be trying their hand under the new ones. Wish them luck, everyone!

#BloodBowl #WarhammerCommunity

06.01.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, fellas, I've just become Thomas Cromwell. Any requests before they get me?

02.01.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bretonnians and Tomb Kings square off across the gridiron!

Bretonnians and Tomb Kings square off across the gridiron!

The ruthless Laurie, trying to hide his true murderous nature.

The ruthless Laurie, trying to hide his true murderous nature.

Laurie prepares to roll an armour break that will surely leave a Bretonnian player horribly hurt.

Laurie prepares to roll an armour break that will surely leave a Bretonnian player horribly hurt.

A belated match report - played another half of the beautiful game we call Blood Bowl with @laurieoc.bsky.social. Really tapping into his competitive spirit, I feel - all according to plan, as far as getting him hooked goes...

21.12.2025 18:30 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right.

15.12.2025 19:22 πŸ‘ 2731 πŸ” 940 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 10

That said this trailer IS definitely less well done than TW:W. Still, can't have everything, eh?

12.12.2025 18:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hmmmmmmmmm... on the one hand, not getting the same near-insane feeling of joy as with the original Total War: Warhammer, but on the other hand it does look cool!

12.12.2025 18:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It will be really interesting to see how creative assembly tackles 40k, it has to be so different from previous total war games, but i should still be able to establish trade with tyranids.

12.12.2025 10:50 πŸ‘ 390 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 4
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Finished my Tomb King to lead my army. Next up is the Liche Priest Hierophant on Bone Dragon.

05.12.2025 18:46 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0