I found a way to be a living ghost. It's a secret.

Ugh my floor is too cold to just lay down and die right now.

I don't know, man. I don't come out from my hole in the ground very often.

I typically only respond to correspondence if it’s in the form of a handwritten letter composed on an oak desk by candlelight using a quill dipped into a bottle of ink, enclosed in an envelope with a wax seal, and sent via raven, so no, I’m afraid I didn’t “see your email.”

Mirror mirror on the wall
Please don't make me do fuck-all

I think it's a bad sign that every major news media outlet has spent days asking whether or not murder is bad and how much child porn is an okay amount

They’re really good aboutforgetting everything they stand for when someone in power tells them what to think.

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

help the hamburger help you

him: you ok?
me, filling the bird feeders while wearing my wedding dress: yep

🙏🙏🙏

I never thought using scissors in front of four year olds would be a flex 💪✂️

“Emerson does not have a mother today because one of you murdered a woman in cold blood yesterday.”

Imagine loving a politician so much that you believe everything they say and that they are never wrong. A politician!

DARK SOULS

I’ve created so many shitposts I could build a shitfence.

A Black man named Keith Porter was shot and killed by an ICE officer on New Year’s Eve.

Marimar Martinez was shot five times by an ICE officer in Chicago who went on to brag about leaving seven holes in her body.

This is not new but it is expanding.

Didn’t the sims 4 come out with a Spongebob DLC? What is spongebob up to 👀