LouLoumon

This is a great game and I can't believe we're (KNOCK ON WOOD) potentially going to finally get playoff hockey again. ⚔️

He's going to do everything he can to stay in power, including snap-decisions that set us back in ways we can't even imagine. And he doesn't care how bare the cupboard will be for us when he's gone, so long as he usurped as much as he could for his own greed.

This is a Brandon Beane skeet.

Duality of man

Homer Simpson still expecting a free boat after falling for the Springfield police sting operation

Technically a quidditch champion*, so perhaps a bevel is warranted?

*Never read the books or saw the movie. They rode a broom or some shit tho, right?

This is how I smile in family photos [complimentary]

LFG

Once again, children are the victims.

"at your mom's work"

Home show this week, right?

Trademark this asap

Fucking gross to be from Buffalo right now.

Hope Tage gets Malarchucked

I could still play eponas song blindfolded.

Welp. There goes my Sabres excitement.

Same.

Once again, hell is not hot enough for these losers.

Feels fucking great to feel patriotic, even for this brief a moment 🦅

Having no faith in SCOTUS is the *correct* take

HELL YEAH LADIES!!!! 🦅

I don't see the big deal. This is how all men shake hands when you ladies aren't looking. Pocket daps, we call them.

*Nods over towards #CANCZE *

.....uhhhhhh guys.....

🙌🏻

A beautiful woman, smiling

Luckiest guy in the world to celebrate being married to this woman today ❤️

With just a touch of force, tab the egg with the bottom of a spoon until you hear the membrane split inside the shell (it's audible and really cool tbh), THEN crack flat against the surface of the pan or dish into which it's going one time, then it'll split.

Do this before hard-boiling too.

New resident evil dropped early, huh?