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TTRPG Podcast. A Native American, Reverend and Card sharp band together for the greater good. Little do they know they may be the only thing preventing California becoming the Deadlands. Wild west horror, using Savage World Adventure edition rules.

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Yeah, the Gold can was a stroke of genius.
Rip off your customers, with no shame.
It's the way of the future.

Tossers.

04.03.2026 18:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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These would be better;-)

01.03.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@davepaters.bsky.social
Hi mate. Just thought I'd check in and see how you are.
Do you have any conventions planned for this year?

01.03.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.05.2025 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 594 ๐Ÿ” 291 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

A bloke who is friends with horned beasts sneaks into your kids room to empty his sack.

25.12.2025 11:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't you know the first tennant of the right was hypocrisy?

A right wing mouth peace is killed and negative comments are offensive. A left wing person dies and selling murder merch is just a bit of fun.

25.12.2025 11:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hope the dog wasn't too upset when you had the 'Santa talk'.

PS that where you say it's a miss spelling and it's was meant to be Satan.

25.12.2025 11:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Merry Christmas. Have a wonderful day.
When your Mad Uncle starts talking politics, it time to Spike his Snowballs with Vodka & Ket.

25.12.2025 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hopefully there will just be the normal right wing call for thoughts and prayers, then they'll shut up.
Because if it's good enough for school shootings, it's good enough for one of their own.....

10.09.2025 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fits Reform as well.

08.09.2025 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So sad that Snoop Doggo is a cock :-(

25.08.2025 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you saying beastiality and non consensual contact are wrong.
You bloody Satanist!

Mary wasn't raped by a sky fairy, she was asking for it.

25.08.2025 22:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not seen trainer for tosser merch for ages.

25.08.2025 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll let you know. I just have to grab my vestments from the loft and a couple of alter b.......
When I say grab, that's not what I mean!

25.08.2025 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those bloody Canadians again!

25.08.2025 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A major software vendor has an interface called Ice used to install its software. That's unnecessary, troubling , and creates false scenarios as well.

25.08.2025 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do Bread and fish when sprinkled with trinity dust summon hot cross buns?

25.08.2025 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Christ I'm tired :-(

25.08.2025 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This pair ain't going to be making a living stopping people's businesses having unfortunate accidents.

06.08.2025 07:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone that voted republican is getting what they deserve. Everyone who voted Democrat deserve our support..Anyone who didn't vote should be held responsible.

06.08.2025 07:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And they don't believe in natural selection ;-)

06.08.2025 07:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's all about making everyone's lives as miserable as theirs.

06.08.2025 07:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Formal gamer were great. I got to play with them a dragon meet.

02.08.2025 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wanted to give it a go. I also wanted to push my boundaries and challenge my insecurities.

15.06.2025 11:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Had. Top time at Bearded theory.

30.05.2025 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A horse's head, filled with cream cheese, on a bed of acid laced snails.

14.05.2025 18:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FellatioMan

14.05.2025 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To many pet pictures.

You love your pets. You have every right to. I'm sure they are lovable.

But unless they're in the same room as me, I really don't give a shit.

10.05.2025 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
30.03.2025 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0