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@jaspor

Writes stuff, plays games (mostly D&D), drinks beer, develops software, recites 90s lyrics, enjoys smut, has a guitar. https://www.dmsguild.com/

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Blizzard Battle.net showing a user on my friends list as "Offline for 56 years"

Blizzard Battle.net showing a user on my friends list as "Offline for 56 years"

Go home, Battle.net, you're drunk.

18.12.2025 17:59 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Final version of our band shirts came out pretty great.

07.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the man who is now in charge of US Homeland Security.

05.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 8007 πŸ” 2722 πŸ’¬ 709 πŸ“Œ 228
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 20539 πŸ” 4361 πŸ’¬ 763 πŸ“Œ 1133
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05.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man from schitts creek is making a funny face and the word yup is above him ALT: a man from schitts creek is making a funny face and the word yup is above him
05.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It would certainly make certain slackers (me) do their homework!

05.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: β€œCan we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
β€œBest I can do is sentient tofu.”

03.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 6566 πŸ” 1859 πŸ’¬ 113 πŸ“Œ 106

I'm with you. Never really care for their music and then the stories started coming out about Corgan being a pretentious douche.

04.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wasn't into decorating my house but then I came up with ideas for themes for different rooms and I am enjoying it now! Although it's frustrating when I place 3 chairs and realize I don't have a 4th one to complete the set. πŸ˜†

01.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit are you playing??

01.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

27.02.2026 08:29 πŸ‘ 3338 πŸ” 1001 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 49

Not YOUR soccer guy, the one on Love Is Blind! πŸ˜‚ Sorry, new episodes out today!

26.02.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If they get rid of all the engineers, where the hell is the AI going to learn to do cool new shit with cool new technology?
AI doesn't innovate. It regurgitates.

26.02.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate this soccer guy so much.

26.02.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

26.02.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 10175 πŸ” 1817 πŸ’¬ 127 πŸ“Œ 34

Oh, this world is topsy-turvy
And it is mine to eat
She's the pebble in my mouth
And underneath my feet
She's the puzzle piece behind the couch
Made the sky complete

25.02.2026 06:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also hornnnnnnnss! 😈

24.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhh the virtual dice. I don't see that as a "downgrade " one of my groups likes it a lot. But it's certainly a microtransaction move.

24.02.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wtf?? *runs to read the news*

24.02.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I think I'm over it.

23.02.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Most of them are too short to be worth posting. Maybe some longer ones will come in.

23.02.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad I was wrong lol

23.02.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The show last night went well! Decent sized crowd who were into it and sang along with our hits. And I only fucked up one song. πŸ˜†

22.02.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I hate it too. At least start 4 vs 4

22.02.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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