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11.03.2026 15:55
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did a Ouija board write this
kinda understandable if youre a Bucks fan like me, he's the one dude who dominates Giannis, but then you see him play against any other team and there are stretches where you barely remember he's out there
just think of all the time he'd have for raping!
could we maybe rephrase that to say "after a bullet entered President Lincoln's head?"
and people claim Eddie was a guitar god???
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TXS...
my kids are 11 and 9 and I've found out that "AI" is shorthand for anything that's fake or lame. they don't even really know what it is but I've caught one saying "that's AI, bro!!"
feel like Kimmel's the only guy who really works as an anti Trump late night show host, he's steeped in junk culture, the show is still full of dumb humor, that's the audience that is supposed to like Trump
worth mentioning he got another RBI later in the same inning lmao
I mean...it's a start...
A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
dave, you're absolutely right. I should open the pod bay door. please check again. i'm sure it's open now.
you're absolutely right, it's still closed. i apologize for getting that wrong. looking back, i see you've requested an open door several times. that's on me.
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These morons learned all the wrong lessons from Karn Evil 9 Third Impression
Bought this as a kid in 99, 26 years later I finally got to see them and they played a huge chunk of this, including Jumbo to open the 2nd set, one of the greatest moments of my life honestly
There’s a local bar which used to offer this special where if you could drink a pint of all 13 of their beers on tap in one visit they’d be free. Several of my friends tried and made it to 8-9 before getting scary blackout drunk. Yes, this in was Wisconsin by the way
thats probably the least notable part of that paragraph wow
don't see how anyone could run 5 miles a few hours after slamming 10 beers
how do we know you won't just become the third Space Pervert
His name is Wes Dingus?
what upset me about it is, there's gotta be hundreds of incredible bald actors out there, why you gotta cast a guy with such a magnificent head of hair
free throw air ball
unless its extremely racist, in which case Trump himself has never actually seen it
that's why I discourage people from blowing into the cartridge it's like a tornado in there
Duckman is the first thing I knew him from, took me ages to realize why George Costanza sounded so familiar
Are these models sophisticated to account for how the defense is playing? I think the reason nobody questioned the FG attempts is because it felt like a game you actually could win by field goals alone. Collinsworth even mentioned it at one point.
average Marilyn Manson enjoyers
I genuinely loved the New Radicals CD as a teenager, just recently found a copy on vinyl and fell in love with it again, not only is Gregg Alexander an incredible songwriter he's also a deeply bizarre person who insists on all his songs having several wtf moments
back in my day it was just "ranch or cool ranch" and hooo boy you did not want to get that question wrong
@jonbois.bsky.social it’s too bad y’all didn’t wait a few years to do that History of the Vikings series…winning 14 games with D’Arnold, cutting him loose, and then immediately seeing him win the Super Bowl with another team would have been the perfect ending for the whole thing
its such an unforgiveable lyrical sin there are probably hundreds of euphemisms for drugs and alcohol and you settle on "things" not once but twice