@chancethelawyer
“like bill nye the science guy but for the court of chancery” "the nina totenberg of corporate law" signal: @chancethelawyer.302 mail: chance at chancerydaily dot com everything is a joke, I think that's pretty obvious at this point.
Here’s the thing with Platner: what is his actual deal? We have a lot of information about this guy. He hasn’t been a longtime fighter for his community or progressivism or populist causes. He just woke up one day and decided to start saying the right words. Well, okay, a lot of people can do that.
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable
Made it to Friday but at what cost
for the first time ?? 😭
Running past that stop sign like Odysseus going past the sirens.
ugh you’re right
hey so i don’t want to be mister rules committee over here but uh what is the plan
If you are a Costco customer, Trump stole your money and won’t give it back.
quintessential skedaddling
ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.
They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.
everything is covfefe
I refuse to listen to this man but I think I just lip-read him saying that he is too smart to read, and boy do I not regret my decision not to listen to him.
It’s so cool how we’re in a large-scale military conflict and the President is spending his time building a ballroom.
This rocks. I finally know what being a Roman must have felt like.
the hot dog will be a dollar fifty until the heat death of the universe
"are you still watching?" 👀
Well, a golden age of travel for her and her special assistant. Not the rest of us.
the idea that trump could watch an entire movie is the real joke
lol but he probably has also said that too
also it's empathy for but what do I know
"ushered in the golden age of travel" omg
we have located 145,000 children ??? like, just in general or
This is like when I put my youngest son in charge of holding the flashlight as still as possible and make him “VP of Illumination.”
did this man just say empathy to the DoW
The omitted the question really changes it. “Will the US end this conflict soon?” “No chance! US will be in drawn-out war in the Middle East”
on the internet ???
building an economy around ceaseless reinvention of wheels
two commas and this makes sense, he was talking to me: "No, Chance, [the] U.S. *will* be in drawn-out war in [the] Middle East."
what's it gonna to take for these guys to lose their power, I say for the 1,000,000th time as I slowly turn into a corncob
I cannot believe they broke a veteran's arm for speaking out and it's just one of a thousand terrible things that most people will forget about before the rest of the nation even learns of it
