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Get rid of one criminal for another. Sounds about right.

DHS vows less violent approach under stewardship of Markwayne Mullin, who once challenged a Senate witness on live TV to (wait for it) a duel.

She better be really nice to Trump. She'll need that pardon to get away with Federal crimes.

Kristi Noem spotted house hunting.

This is the guy Fox & Friends didn’t trust with the weekday hosting gig.

Plumbers know a lot about how shit flows. Plus he is a religious goon, so sure, he will do what Daddy says. Now with the largest budget of all fucking time to fool with.

Peter Principle wins sudden-death first quarter as unlettered white man fails upward into end zone.

I’ll stop “overreacting” when you start reacting.

This is how you write a goddamn headline.

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Look at pilotfish Lindsey Graham all bronzed up like his daddy Trump.

Ladybug has a whole lot of self loathing going on and it seems to be a helluva drug for him

I just dont get the concept of a holy war...if your chosen religion supports the idea of holy wars, perhaps you chose the wrong religion

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Do they actually believe it? Its just another grift on people to get power and money.

We're bombing kids for Jesus

Starting a war with the intention of kicking off Armageddon? that is the MOST Anti-Christ thing i have ever heard.

✝️ A Holy War Against Iran? Mehdi on the Republican religious nutjobs pining for Armageddon in the Middle East. Plus: the latest on the Iran school bombing and, for once, a disgraced Republican is shamed into quitting politics.

"The Real Religious Fanatics Behind the Iran War"

They're not in Tehran, they're in Washington DC. I bring receipts in my lede piece for today's First Draft morning newsletter from Zeteo.

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Just as the Framers intended

Too bad there’s nothing there that the media could make into a scandal if they wanted to

Plenty of time yet for lil Marco to become a Real Boy by devastating Cuba

it's more traditionally what you do in your final year as a thoughtful housewarming gift for your successor, particularly if you're a Republican

Satan Baby, you nailed this. 💯

Since the ultimate goal is to say that the US is in a "state of emergency" and therefore can NOT hold its mid-term elections, Orange Man Bad realized that waiting until say late summer might not give him enough time to REALLY make the US in a such a state.

He needed to start roiling the waters NOW!

Immutable law of human "progress"

AI = Garbage In … Garbage Out