The "why communism if have smartphone" crowd are completely missing the fact that I would 100% prefer to send and receive messages via raven (or carrier pigeon for more casual correspondence) than to live in the belly of this bloody machine.
The Pope met jdvance and said fuck this I'm out.
fuck myers-briggs, what're you coping mechanisms?
Shaking a baby is always a terrible idea to get it to stop crying. But when I see people sharing AI gen/bot/content farm slop on other social media, I feel like I at least understand the motivation.
"boycotts" don't work if you tell the companies when you're coming back, it just makes you sound like a child threatening to run away even though everyone knows you'll be back for snack time.
Hope that not shopping today wasn't too big of an ask for your performative activism libs. Cus it's not like all these major corporations don't know that you're gonna come crawling back to them like a bitch on 3/1.
Prager saying cp is fine if it's AI proves all the anti-lgbtqia+ manufactured paranoia is pure projection. guillotines.
This is one of the most British sounding food takes I've heard in quite a while, but I can't dispute this.
If a recent high school graduate came into my workplace trying to load sensitive data onto external drives despite having no authorization to do so, I, for one, would find that decking them right in their ill-fitted-suit wearing, punchable little face would be an appropriate response.
Obama could've close Guantanamo Bay. Biden could've closed Guantanamo Bay.
Liberals will slowly remove the childproof locks from the cabinets instead of moving the fucking Drano somewhere the little shits can't reach.
nah that triggers the enrage phase, and we're doubly fucked when that happens
If a Buffalo buffalo buffalo tries to winkle into the winkle winkle winkle, I think the universe would split at the seams and winkle itself out of existence.
And that would be best.
Insider trading continues to be so fucking bad in congress that I bet Pelosi was trying to buy shares of Rand McNally before this "Gulf of America" bullshit was even announced.
the bar is low, but it's not that low. Might be a recency bias issue on your part, but you need some historical literacy if you really believe that. Hell, if anything I hope your just a bot account
They're not cowards who are scared of trump, they're pieces of shit who are using him as cover to do whatever the fuck they want if it means they make more money.
It's important to remember that Trump does not understand the concept of a mutually beneficial arrangement. To him, you're either fucking someone or getting fucked. So when he looks at something and doesn't see the U.S. fucking someone else, he believes that we're getting fucked by them.
It is absolutely fucking insane how the now two oldest living presidents are the most recent ones.
Someone should've stopped Grandad on his way to the DMV for a license renewal. Instead the DNC waited until the van was fully loaded and hydroplaning to try and grab the wheel.
No cat has ever had so fitting a name. Plots (indeed) he has laid, inductions dangerous, by drunken prophecies, libels and dreams. But methinks he does not descant upon his own deformity even if he is determined to prove a villain.
most people will have abandoned their new years resolutions by now, but I gotta give credit to my neighbor for keeping up with his resolution to apparently fall down the fucking stairs at 3am every night
can transmute anything into food (the catch is they actually don't need magic for that)
ah, but if only for pets...
Casual reminder that the Clintons had slaves. Not their ancestors, but Bill when he was governor. Staff to the governor's residence was provided partially by the state's prisons.
yeah, but I'm talking when the rep/senator is fully dead and they're still having votes cast by "them". Shit's barely even satire anymore.
The real question is who's going to be the first one to get weekend at Bernie's'd? I'm surprised they didn't try it with Feinstien.
"faster, sharper, and free for everyone" is the same slogan of a box of knives falling out of a plane over a residential area. And I'm not sure which I prefer.
pick up a Redwall book, get a mountain of snacks, and buckle up
highly recommend Trigun, the manga goes leaps and bounds beyond what the anime did.
I don't know if it's banned (it'd probably be if it got the mainstream attention it deserved for how good it is), but Octavia Butler's Xenogenesis trilogy is s-tier sci-fi
