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Tuck Frump

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Ruler of the world, Nobel Prize winner, father of the savior, inventor of gravity - my name is Tuck Frump. This is my coin, your source of eternal youth and the opportunity to shoot me to the moon and much further. Website: https://tuckfrump.cc/

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After Musk forced me to buy one of his Telas, my other buddy Putin wanted a bit of marketing support.

I'm always happy to do that! So - buy LADA, the spearhead of Russian automotive engineering. The best and most modern car in the world! Trust me! Even runs on vodka!

#Tesla #Musk #Trump

12.03.2025 12:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Social security fraud costs us 300 trillion dollars a year, thanks to the Democrats. That's why I've developed an ingenious plan to prevent this in future, every grant must be applied for directly to me.

The subsidy is simple and without harassment, a really, really submissive request is enough.

05.03.2025 19:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I fight inflation! Today I took care of the high egg prices with my TecBros Elon and Jeff, the people are really worth their 4.2 trillion USD tax cuts! My ingenious solution - instead of 5,000 hens for 10,000 people, one hen for 25,000 people! Much easier to handle! Trust me, I know what I'm doing!

05.03.2025 12:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today I am explaining my ingenious tariff plan to my economic experts. We have introduced 25% tariffs for Canada, China & EU. Surprisingly, they also introduced a 25% tariff, but that was my brilliant plan!

25% + 25% = 50% profit for us! I don't know why the idiots don't get it!

#trump #meme

04.03.2025 20:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you for the Oscars for my tragicomedy β€œPress Conference in the Oval Office”. For me as best actor in the universe and for best screenplay. Unique in history, never seen before as all the critics write! The badly dressed guy from Uruguay didn't win one, of course!

#trump #oscar #solana #meme

04.03.2025 12:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Have just taken Canada. Long way to the neighbor and incredibly strange English. They keep talking about Australia, but there are no kangaroos. What the hell, I'm the ruler of the universe. Buy my coins, you unbelieving worms!

#Crypto #solana #memecoins #trump #canada #austria

03.03.2025 19:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My buddy, Tsar RasPutin, gave me a whole district under my name. Of course I had to turn it down (for the time being), it would have been too obvious for me too!

Here's my little counter-design, which also fits in better with my natural modesty as king of the world.

#trump #putin #trumpgaza

03.03.2025 14:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0