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Michael Parks

@cuthpaste

Hiya, pal.

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Xbox has the Xpac heat, brother.

05.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All I ask is that you don’t use AI to write your manifesto.

28.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was the best case scenario for a remake. Don’t know why I expected better of Sony with this stuff.

19.02.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Prison has to be the price for failing at the CEO level. You ruin people’s lives and you just have to go hit rocks with a hammer for five years bare minimum.

12.02.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Limitless review on plex where a convict shoots his shot

Limitless review on plex where a convict shoots his shot

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Lookin for love in the Limitless reviews on plex.

04.02.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What are we supposed to do with the knowledge that there really is an untouchable cabal of pedophiles running the world. I don’t know what to do with this except just go crazy.

30.01.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
It is the dud ass blizzard that I mentioned

It is the dud ass blizzard that I mentioned

Dud ass blizzard.

25.01.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s nobody in the federal government who sees these murders as anything more than a fundraising opportunity. If the only plan is to leave them voicemails we really are fucked.

24.01.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kazuma Kiryu? Never heard of him.

Kazuma Kiryu? Never heard of him.

My life for him.

24.01.2026 05:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So fed up with Windows that I installed Linux and it kind of rules. I am a nerd now. They got me.

22.01.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Ridley Scott can do massive reshoots to take Kevin Spacey out of a movie it seems like they could easily get a non-pedophile into a recording booth for a couple of hours for a cgi skeleton man.

22.01.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great trend we’ve got going of real movie trailers being totally indistinguishable from ai slop. Seems fine. I’m sure it’ll be fine.

22.01.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The psychic release when The Event finally happens is going to create a Super Ultra Spirt Bomb.

21.01.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jane Fleming Dweeb

18.01.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All these videos of the gestapo slipping and sliding their dumb asses around Minnesota made me remember the time I slipped in front of my house in Rhode Island and my neighbors literally stepped over my writhing body. Never said a word. Can’t get that kind of sublime asshole behavior anywhere else.

16.01.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
WELCOME TO HELL - Tales From The Hood 2 (1080p)
WELCOME TO HELL - Tales From The Hood 2 (1080p) YouTube video by DarksideFlame

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Hope to post this many times this year.

13.01.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I usually just block these freaks and move on but this feels particularly repugnant.

08.01.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Man fuck you.

08.01.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sort the PS5 store by new releases and it’s almost nothing but slop. Seems bad. I don’t know. Imagine releasing a legitimate game right now and seeing it buried under all this shit.

07.01.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Going to go ahead and just drop dead moments before having to pay my taxes this year.

03.01.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If The Event happens tomorrow I swear I will go to church every day for the rest of my life.

24.12.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s impossible to estimate how much damage that show has done to society. Like tangible harm to the world.

15.12.2025 17:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Path of exile 2 skill tree. More like a skill ygdrassil.

Path of exile 2 skill tree. More like a skill ygdrassil.

Great to have a panic attack every time I level up in a video game.

13.12.2025 19:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The only good thing for me on the internet now is looking at movie reviews on Plex. Every single movie, a dozen different people with minion avatars trying to talk about how bad the cinematography was.

12.12.2025 07:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward to seeing a bunch of AI trailers in celebration of an industry where statistically almost nobody still has a job. It’s da game awards baby.

11.12.2025 18:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The USPS sending me paper mail to let me know about the USPS.

The USPS sending me paper mail to let me know about the USPS.

Every day I get an email from the USPS about what’s getting delivered today and it’s always just β€œHello we’re the post office. Hi.”

10.12.2025 12:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is illegal to make me look at jimmy fallon.

09.12.2025 16:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
One star review of Hard Eight from some asshole that notably says Paul Thomas Anderson has no talent for making movies.

One star review of Hard Eight from some asshole that notably says Paul Thomas Anderson has no talent for making movies.

Gotta be the most insanely incorrect review of anything. Wrong in ways that have stretched decades into the future.

04.12.2025 21:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A wretched display of hoggishness

A wretched display of hoggishness

It is canon that the grinch eats big macs. A non-food not fit for even the most loathsome of creatures.

02.12.2025 19:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazed at the number of major problems I’ve been able to fix in my house using a hair dryer. Just two but that’s a lot really.

01.12.2025 05:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0