A skeleton is always funny to me. It's an inside joke.
08.03.2026 14:01
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"the world needs sanctuaries from chaos and meanness," - Joe Bob Briggs
#TheLastDriveIn
07.03.2026 06:44
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Whoever invented glass coffee tables has a lot of explaining to do.
#TheLastDriveIn
07.03.2026 06:40
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13 movies . . . Ended Sunday morning . . . . Whew!
07.03.2026 06:27
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Now watching Joe Spinell dressed as Pepe LePew.
#TheLastDriveIn
07.03.2026 06:20
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Midnight Moroder
07.03.2026 06:15
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Stay golden pony boy
07.03.2026 06:09
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What does a Texas rabbi bring to a circumcision?
A bris kit.
05.03.2026 21:49
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Must be related
05.03.2026 01:39
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A beautiful orange, black, and white tabby cat is nestled on an open book on my lap. I'm stroking its fur.
These days, it takes me longer to read books.
04.03.2026 11:37
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So that's where they keep the leftover Saw X promotional merchandise.
01.03.2026 22:29
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A porcelain white mannequin in a knit beige hat and an auburn wig, in a thrift store.
Out thrifting.
21.02.2026 22:25
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Hex is an entertaining, spooky, and sultry adaptation of Diabolique, but director Chih-Hung Kuei's magnum opus is Boxer's Omen. It's my favorite Cat 3 Horror movie of all time. Available on YouTube if not on Shudder.
16.02.2026 22:23
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Last week some friends and I did a dinner and a movie for Troll 2 with Caesar salad, lasagna, and double decker (smoked) bologna sandwiches. It's an excellent movie to pair food to. Lots of possibilities.
19.01.2026 00:34
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What a romp! And educational too. I'm now much more particular about my glutinous rice purchases.
04.01.2026 02:40
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Finished carving the lower part of a wooden Paul Bunyan statue.
It was no small feet.
31.12.2025 20:37
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He won't be a problem no more, boss. Now he sleeps with the fishnets.
28.12.2025 04:44
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It was a graveyard smash
28.12.2025 04:41
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The Wobbling Dead
28.12.2025 04:36
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The Hams of Orlac
28.12.2025 04:34
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Makes me miss the "You know you deadazz wrong" website.
28.12.2025 04:31
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What kind of tree returns any frisbees that you throw at it?
A dogwood.
12.12.2025 21:37
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Why did Cinderella break out in hives after she made love to Pinocchio?
She had a tree nut allergy.
12.12.2025 21:33
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Why did the PETA protesters throw red paint on the Christmas tree?
It was fir.
10.12.2025 18:59
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What poplar wood is only found in Appalachia?
Dollywood.
10.12.2025 18:58
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How can a woodchipper help you create the feel of autumn during the spring?
When you let the chips FALL where they MAY.
06.11.2025 15:08
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Why did the whale purchase 2,000 lbs of 2x4's?
Plankton toothpicks.
06.11.2025 01:42
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Why do tree branches bend when they're covered in icicles?
Because they're limb-burr.
06.11.2025 01:41
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01.11.2025 21:56
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I'm wearing a Scream mask, a Jason hat, a shirt that says Halloween and has Freddy Krueger's face on it. My name badge says Fran Chise.
Did the Monster Mash.
31.10.2025 22:07
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