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@jurisdumbass

In-House Gang. Generally have no idea what is going on. Just vibing thru life w an extremely short attention span. Always runnin like Forrest.

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I hate how America has become so cookie cutter. Doesn’t matter city/state, it’s always the same fucking 10 stores and the same 20 building styles. It’s boring!

06.03.2026 16:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You signed the NDA. Cant say nutthin

07.01.2026 12:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Scream so long, start puking

07.01.2026 03:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.01.2026 03:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still shouting into the void?

06.01.2026 23:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Anything and everything.

06.01.2026 23:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fight me

05.01.2026 22:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gotta finally go back to work tomorrow and i just wanna run away 😂

05.01.2026 18:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wanna see my 할머니 again. Miss her terribly.

30.10.2025 23:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Need the cowboys to lose. But also want the skins to lose

19.10.2025 20:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

…. I’d be happy counting all of our dollars and having a sugar mama… men are dumb. It’s just little dick energy 😂

16.10.2025 13:54 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Caved and got 17PM. I’m a weak dumbass

07.10.2025 20:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like it. I’d love to run over the poors with it.

10.09.2025 11:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

About to not upgrade my iPhone for 3 years in a row. The new announcements were yawn inducing.

10.09.2025 11:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Knew you were Qanon.

02.09.2025 17:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s to run over the poors and their children and not feel an ounce of shame. Poors better get out of the way!

02.09.2025 16:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Your associate

15.07.2025 18:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As far as I know, haven’t had one with black beans in it.

15.07.2025 16:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Complain to alien.

15.07.2025 16:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ruin everything good I swear.

15.07.2025 16:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ain’t no way I’m eating anything with veggies as dessert. I’ll die on this hill.

15.07.2025 16:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fire them.

15.07.2025 16:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Omg. Thought I was going to die for a minute when uber driver missed exit and she just came to a full stop in the left lane and I heard screeching behind us. Driver stopped for a full 3 min before traffic stopped to let her off.

15.07.2025 16:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why are people emailing me and then calling this morning with a “have you read the email I sent you?” No bob, it just hit my inbox 30 seconds ago and I have yet to read it. Leave. Me. Alone.

10.07.2025 12:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ran into Bryson Stott in Toronto today and the girls got to snap a pic.

03.06.2025 20:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

First world problems: neighbor has tree guys down in my yard for access and I can’t soak in the hot tub this morning. 🥴🥴

27.05.2025 11:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When did morning news turn to QVC? Dumbing down of America man.

26.05.2025 12:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Surreal as Lilun is graduating from college today. Feel old af

11.05.2025 12:08 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah when it’s one thing all the time, it does get old after a while. Probably back toned af tho from23

09.03.2025 17:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gotta work the rower in that rotation.

09.03.2025 15:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0